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Parody account of my life amongst the train wreck. Fiercely Independent. Gratitude, humor, and good vibes.

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Joined April 2014
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Can't. The wife says I have to rake Yosemite.
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I hope the mid term results don't make the Bluesky people come back here
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In England they have Biscuit Specter.
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Wankers. The lot.
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RockerDave retweeted
NappyNoel004 (Prank Phone Tap) She Went Xo Crazy When She Finds Out The Guy She's About To Friends Zone Is Dating Her Mom Now.mp4
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King Charles exclaimed his dismay after briefly being assaulted by droplets of rain in the absence of an umbrella. "He's very brave", said Babir, an 8 y.o. boy from Calcutta, born without arms nor legs. "Oops" says @OGPoutyMcgee realizing she had queefed on HRH.
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Simple judgment is a sneaky dangerous web with an entangling grip. In its blinding tendency, it quietly severs our connection to the greater web of life shared by all living things. In this universe, everything operates as an electrical exchange of energy—from the breath we share with the wind to the subtle currents we offer back to the earth. When we approach the world with a spirit of competition or criticism, we drop our vibration into a low-frequency survival mode. This inner friction disrupts the natural, harmonized flow of energy. What seems like a harmless, private thought is actually an unseen force actively pulling power away from the vital spirit and strength of another. It drains their voltage until they feel a sudden chill of discomfort, entirely unaware that their core energy is being siphoned… Yet, the true trap is reciprocal: by holding them in our cross hairs, we ground ourselves in that same heavy current. We cannot drain another’s voltage without anchoring our own spirit in the exact same survival frequency. Navigating free from this entanglement requires a conscious shift from survival into creative energy. True freedom begins with the realization that the universe is a continuous, unbroken circuit of frequencies. We must protect our energies, and be fiercely mindful of the thoughts we displace; even what seems harmless carries immense weight behind the scenes. By being hyper-aware of what we allow to surface, we can actively transmute heavy thoughts before they spread like wildfire. Ultimately, protecting our frequency means learning to recognize the subtle drain of those who choose to live on the energy of others—and learning to protect our own energy from both ourselves and others. 🦬..✨✌🏾
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On my way to your mom's house.
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Pot meet kettle. ✌️😘
There’s some weird fucking people on this app. Holyyyyyyyy.
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RockerDave retweeted
Novel way to attempt to borrow money 💰
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Hey, man. I keep it real. I check my white privilege and GED at the door. Just put my pants on one leg at a time.
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Olive Oyl is constantly playing these two off of each other what a fucken bitch
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[At a strip mall dojo] It's pronounced "Gung fu".
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Might get you a Niners jersey for your Bday. Put that puppy on and feel like a WINNER! Happy Birthday(tomorrow). Stay frosty. 🤘😘 @herprettybones
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I still remember my 10th birthday at Pizza Hut when the Ramones showed up out of nowhere and Johnny Ramone stomped on my birthday cake and my mum hit on Dee Dee.
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I believe our physical bodies are avatars for adventure. This is the hottest game in the galaxy.
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We assume a ghost is angry when it knocks things off shelves, but maybe it’s just really clumsy
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dreamed I was breastfeeding my therapist, I guess I'm cured
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RockerDave retweeted
I’m about 25 cents a gallon away from removing my drivers side floorboard & Fred Flintstoneing this bitch.
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I had to buy rope and duct tape today. I added a bible to it, so I wouldn't look "creepy"
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