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Uh oh
Election Extra!
Saikat Chakrabarti filed a complaint today with the Federal Election Commission.
It alleges that Scott Wiener’s congressional campaign is illegally sharing expenses and coordinating with a PAC, Families for an Affordable San Francisco.
via @io_y_g
missionlocal.org/2026/10/san…
GropeSF likes this about Scott though. Democracy is a relic of the past. Scott will help us put an end to it once and for all.
🚨 Ilana Glazer: Connie Chan is not compromised by Big Tech influence.
Scott Weiner is bought by AI billionaires threatening our democracy and humanity itself.
🗳️#CA11, choose Connie.
Instagram: @conniechansf
We don’t actually care about housing. That’s just our excuse to ravage the city and harm as many people as possible.
Abusing NIMBYs, homeless people, and workers is actually based.
Our billionaire-bankrolled indentured servant is the best person to send to Washington! That’s what the people want!
Now take more of these multi-million dollar grassroots campaign ads that we’re shoving down your throat. You will submit to our will.
People seem upset that the top business leaders in San Francisco all seem to be donating and lobbying in favor of @Scott_Wiener.
Call me crazy, but I think that is exactly the type of person we should be sending to Washington.
We can still assure you, “There is no Anthropic money in this race”
AI corporations & their employees pouring money into electing @Scott_Wiener expect him to make them MORE money. Like an investment.💰
We CANNOT trust him to put artists, musicians, and our privacy ahead of his donors’ return. @freemarketfail 🙏
Scott asked GropeSF to research this young man. We IDed him with facial recognition. He must be afraid now after Scott delivered that coded threat.
You peasants better watch out with all this public disagreement. We don’t tolerate insubordination. And our Waymos are watching. 👀
🚨#CA11 Scott Wiener's campaign is being BANKROLLED by AI MONEY!
Instagram: @psycbayarea
Wait, these are different people? I couldn’t tell.
Name the jurors. GropeSF will take care of this.
"A New Mexico jury found nearly 44 million violations of our consumer protection statute. Today’s result makes clear that no corporation is too powerful to be held accountable."
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/…
Jensen Huang is a socialist. No wonder he keeps ignoring my calls.
🚨 Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says he’s happy to pay $8 billion in 5 years under California’s proposed billionaire tax.
He calls it a "privilege," and nothing would give him more joy than being able to pay more taxes.
Prop 40 would tax residents with more than $1 billion in assets at 5%.
The state expects it to raise "tens of billions of dollars" for health care and education.
Tech billionaires have reportedly raised more than $340 million to fight the proposal.
Peter Thiel and Mark Zuckerberg reportedly left California because of it.
Anyone have a name? GropeSF (fka @GrowSF) wants to ask him to run for supervisor in SF. We’ll gladly endorse him. He sounds like a leader!
Man watches porn and masturbates in first class on United flight out of California - as woman speaks out trib.al/n1DhkTG
Can’t wait for these agentic AI apartments! We’ll harvest video data from your day to day living to train our next generation of humanoid sexbo– I mean, robots.
Here at GropeSF (aka @GrowSF) we really admired Vivek Ramaswami’s attack ad. It was original, cruel and unhinged, in all the best ways.
If Vivek doesn’t win in Ohio, we’ll help him run for one of these Congress seats in CA.