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engineer, innovation @deutschetelekom telco&IoT expert, island life explorer

Berlin, Germany
Joined May 2013
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Tko se to boji vandalizma? Businesses? Tko je taj business? Gospon Prada, Dior i Rolex? Eno neki dan Binance zakucao rutere osb-jkama al vandali svejedno odnesoše 6 milijardi
Shopping-Samstag am Ku'damm? Fehlanzeige. 🪵 Samstag, Ku'damm, eigentlich der stärkste Tag für die Geschäfte. Heute sind viele Läden mit Holz und Planen verbarrikadiert: Dior, Prada, Cartier, Gucci, Bulgari und andere. Der Grund ist die Angst vor Vandalismus und gewaltbereiten Personen. Ich lebe seit 20 Jahren im Exil und habe so etwas noch nie erlebt: Geschäftsleute machen zu, weil sie Angst haben. Willkommen in Berlin. Willkommen in Deutschland, 2026. Was sagt ihr dazu? Schreibt es in die Kommentare 👇 #b3110
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GenZ > JayZ
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Ovaj meme se piše sam od sebe.
In #Frankfurt wird schon mal getestet, wie stabil die Verbarrikadierung der Luxusgeschäfte ist. Spoiler: Nicht so sehr. #GenZregelt
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BRAĆO HRVATI IZNAJMITE NAM GOLI OTOK NE PITAMO STA KOSTA SAMO NESTO DA VIDIMO
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Nazovimo ga porez na dohodak jer ionako je AI taj koji radi.
JUST IN: German minister proposes a new tax on all economic value created by AI.
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Ako mislite da je sutrašnji prosvjed GenZ u Njemačkoj samo radi nasilja, dođite samnom i ostalim roditeljima krečiti i čistiti učionice osnovnih škola. Jedan od primjera ne ulaganja u školstvo.
Berlin je tolika rupa u Njemačkoj da roditelji sami odluče prekrečit i očistit učionicu osnovne škole jer se nema novaca.
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Prvo su došli po Bvlgari :) U strahu su velike oči.
Der Ku’damm ist heute Abend eine einzige Baustelle.
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Svemirska karma je snašla ove crypto bros ulagače koji vrte transakcije da im se država ne miješa u posao pa svejedno na kraju plate porez, ali na budale.
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zAmJEnA sTaNoVnIšTVa
The younglings seem to be mostly human, while the Jedi Council seems to be mostly alien. Just saying.
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Lisan al-Gaib
I’ll Never Understand why Catholics Don’t Call out the Vatican over this?
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Zvuči kao nešto što bi hrvatići pitali/mislili
Je suis en Croatie depuis 4 heures. Les 3 inconnus à qui j'ai dit que j'étais Français m'ont tous demandé si ça allait, car ils ont vu "les vidéos des Africains qui ont brûlés Paris". Voilà voilà...
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Sjećam se kako smo se u osnovnoj školi svi kao čudili da Eskimi imaju 20 izraza za “pada snijeg”
Znate li što zapravo znače imena naših vjetrova? 🌬️ ⬇️ Tramontana: „s onu stranu planina“ (lat. transmontanus) ↙️ Bura: od grčkog Boreja, boga sjevernog vjetra ⬅️ Levant: „onaj koji se diže“, puše odakle izlazi Sunce ↖️ Jugo: slavenska riječ, jug je jednostavno jug ⬆️ Oštro: od latinskog auster, rimskog južnog vjetra ↗️ Lebić: od grčkog Lips, vjetar iz smjera Libije ➡️ Pulenat: od tal. ponente, puše odakle Sunce zalazi ↘️ Maestral: „majstorski“ vjetar (lat. magistralis), gospodar ljetnih popodneva Na Jadranu se susreću grčki, latinski, venecijanski i slavenski jezici. Valja uvesti u govor i pismo i kontinentalne inačice 😉
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Majkutiissovu tek je prvi vikend nakon što se pomaknuo sat i već ne znam šta radit posije posla.
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Vidi ti to, pa Reemek još uvijek ima viška novca za plaćanje poltrona u indexu u svrhu prenošenja njegovih propagandnih splačina.🥳 A Reemeče, kad se vraća NAŠ novac nazad, zna li se šta? Ili je pojeo HDZ magare?🤡
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Never ask unicorn billionaire where they got their first milion
We bought apartments in Croatia for years. Specifically the ones nobody wanted. For context, my wife's an architect and together we ran a small real estate portfolio for years. Most of the apartments we bought were infested with cockroaches/rats. In one place, the previous owner died on the toilet. Everything was left exactly as it was. Even his slippers were still there. We’d buy those units as-is, invest another 20-30% on top to renovate, and rent them out for 20% less than a new place. But our delta was enormous because we paid 60% less than new. Most people don’t want to do that. They want to put in the key and have it be done. That’s the opportunity. Sweat. Always has been. In real estate, in hardware, and pretty much everywhere.
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Lako za kvadrate, daj ti meni kubike 🥰
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Jedva čekam AI white-male svjetske putnike koji stopiraju putujući okolo i tvrde da žive sa 5$ dnevno. Nekad su pisali blogove kako ih svuda lijepo dočekuju, a danas valjda imaju TikTok subscribere.
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POV: It’s 2045. and you are the only person still having paying job and AI service providers want you to use their services
POV: it’s 2045 and you’re the last taxpayer in your hometown
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Javni linč i teror rulje u srcu Europe u 2016 kolorizirano
Svi vi koji želite promjene u Hrvatskoj slične onima u susjedstvu, jeste li spremni da preko noći postanemo bliski istok, zemlja bez zakona, reda i u totalnoj anarhiji?? Dragan J. Vučićević je nitko i ništa, to nije sporno, ali javni linč i teror rulje u srcu Europe u 2026??
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Kapitalisti se žele igrati socijalista
JUST IN: Airbnb hosts threaten to strike after the company bans them from forcing guests to wash dishes, strip beds, or take out trash before checkout.
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