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One and a Haf

@hafomatic

engineer, innovation @deutschetelekom telco&IoT expert, island life explorer

 Berlin, Germany
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Joined May 2013
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@justjargonsOct 21
Socialism is the fire department saving your house. Capitalism is the insurance company denying your claim.
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After weeks of rioting in Paris no one was killed. Which technically means your child is safer attending a riot in Paris than a school in America.
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Adil Haque@AdHaque110Oct 12
The 10 IDF soldier testimonies in the new Der Spiegel article are each sickening in their own way. One detail: The IDF classified "military age" males as "terrorists" which "could mean anywhere from 16 to 60." I immediately thought of Srebrenica. Read the article. Link below.
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@sehviyatOct 9
“Life cycle.”
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Slow Travel Berlin@slowberlinOct 11
gm to this banger tweet 🫡 ☕️ 😃 #deutschfüranfänger
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Shaun King
@shaunkingOct 6
In the film Naza, Israeli soldiers admitted something I actually didn't know. They said that the AI they are using identified a BAKER as being a supporter of Hamas because someone from Hamas bought bread at the bakery. So Israel KILLED THE BAKER and his entire family.
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PeroDeran@PeroDeranOct 6
Na Zlarinu je prije dvadesetak godina izgrađen heliodrom za potrebe hitne medicinske pomoći. U međuvremenu je zatrpan smećem. Sada se traži nova lokacija za gradnju heliodroma jer helikopter slijeće na plažu. Umjesto čišćenja izgradnja novog !? Luda zemlja.
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Difajlerka @difajlerkaOct 3
Kad pijani muškarac, makar najbolji frajer na svetu, krene pijan i drogiran da se nudi na žurci punoj žena, te žene će ga smestiti u krevet da SPAVA, proveriti tokom noći da se nije ugušio u sopstvenoj povraćci, i ujutru mu verovatno skuvati kafu. Jebem vam bre više mater bednu.
Based Wolfman (@BasedWolfman) profile pictureBased Wolfman@BasedWolfmanOct 3
Replying to @Tourettte
A ako pijan muškarac traži seks i trezna žena pristane - jel to znači da je ona njega silovala? Gluposti.
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The updated @Google satellite images of #Gaza are quite incredible, for all to see...
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basicwhite@offbasicwhiteSep 17
Hes gonna rename iran
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@BRICSinfoSep 17
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says he has a "big decision" coming up on Iran.
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Brian Tashman@briantashmanSep 16
Israelis are protesting outside the NAZA filmmaker's *parent's* house calling for them to be put to death
אורי סלע Uri Sela (@uri_sela) profile pictureאורי סלע Uri Sela@uri_selaSep 16
מרדכי דוד, רועי סטאר ועשרות נוספים מפגינים מול בית הוריה של רחל שור, יוצרת נז״א. במהלך המחאה זיהו מפגין נגדי, הקולנוען איתמר רוז, והחלו לרדוף אחריו ולדחוף אותו בקריאות ״עונש מוות לבוגדים״
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Slow Travel Berlin@slowberlinSep 15
Berlin: City of Decay
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"Dakle, hrvatska policija može čuvati huligane dok krše zakon i blokiraju jednu od glavnih prometnica u glavnom.gradu, ali ne može ostati sat vremena sa ženom koju muž planira ubiti dok paralelno traži muža" 🎯
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Alice@AliceFromQueensSep 9
Before AI kills us, can we at least have a few years with the sex bots who do laundry?
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Ray Kump
@RayKumpSep 9
We have to build AI that murders us, because if we don’t, China will build it first, and I don’t want to get murdered by a computer that speaks Chinese. That would be ridiculous.
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Slow Travel Berlin@slowberlinSep 7
gm to all the woke kids who didn’t vote for the AFD on Sunday — and won’t be voting for them in Berlin ☕️ 👋 🌈
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@BigDickBarclayAug 28
If I died today my family would load the dishwasher improperly tomorrow
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Ako od ovoliko moreta ti ne možeš naći mjesto bez djece i dernjave, onda je problem u tebi
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Plivajući Zamajac (@MejMin) profile picturePlivajući Zamajac@MejMinAug 23
Apelujem da djecu u septembru ne izvlačite iz škola i vrtića zbog odlaska na more jer mi u septembru idemo isključivo zbog smanjenog broja decibela i da ne bi po plaži slušali kako se dernjate na potomstvo
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lidija@lidija345Aug 23
Replying to @UbiMePrejakaRec
Ne iz svakog, samo kad su plodni dani. Pa kad dođeš pred Boga, a on izvadi statističke podatke...
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