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mdh

@haggardbones

they drew first blood.

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Joined April 2009
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A good episode of hoarders would just be me and my resentments.
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ً@artfuIchaosNov 13
November doesn’t even have afternoons. you eat lunch then it’s almost tomorrow
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hell yeah dude. 2026. literally nothing works. email’s down. no flights can take off anywhere. casual lunch is $20. gas is like $4. there’s protein in pasta now. usc-indiana is a conference game. hell yeah dude. 2026.
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Fun fact: Minimum Wage would need to be at $43.00 an hour today to match your grandparents cost of living Don't be so hard on yourself. This country has failed you.
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they’re probably never gonna let a whale work for the FAA ever again
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If you use “low iq” in any conversation you should know that you’re basically waving a flag that says “I am one stupid motherfucker”.
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You are not rich enough to be afraid of socialism.
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I asked my mom if she has ever had any botox injections and now I gotta find somewhere to go for Thanksgiving.
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Nobody calls their jobs their "livelihoods" anymore bc it doesn't pay enough to live and we're all dead inside
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Communist California, November 2026.
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Youre laughing. The Wendy's Baconator is about to replaced with the Halal Chicken Shawarma Burger and you're laughing?
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a dog just shot and killed kristi noem
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CNN projecting Pitbull will remain Mr Worldwide
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Very early, but I'm starting to think we won't all be getting $5000 checks.
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Made pancakes for breakfast. Took dogs to the creek. Voted. Went to a matinee (A Talent for Murder - very good) and just pulled out a few ribeyes for dinner. God bless America.
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I’m not good at this.
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I’m rooting for the Brewers to sweep only because I want John Smoltz to stop talking.
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I feel so bad for Vivek Ramaswamy’s wife. Just an all time fucking nerd.
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Just spent $6.06 for a cheesy Gordita crunch. I will be voting in the midterms now
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when i was like 8 years old with undiagnosed autism and i learned about intellectual property and copyright law and i pulled up to recess the next day like bad news guys. we can’t play avengers anymore. we’ll go to jail
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garshmo@garshmoOct 14
I could beat a guy in chess in one move it’s called the tombstone piledriver
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