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The Half Stack Dev

@half_stack_dev

Only good at half the stack. Programming meme addict. INTJ. Not at all concerned about your feelings. Code release each Friday despite my best judgment.

 Palo Alto, CA
Joined September 2018
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My senior developer came over to help me debug an issue today.. It went something like this:
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Finally a meme we can all relate to
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My girlfriend: 1st of all... Me: You skipped 0.. Girlfriend:
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You know the new dev at your company is about to go HAM when they start asking people how to back up the production database
What my code sees as I’m waiting for it to compile
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Using a code editor without syntax highlighting is like going to the gym without headphones..
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When she sees you write an algorithm that runs in constant time
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If the dude that brings his own mechanical keyboard to work can’t find the bug in this shit codebase im pretty sure I don’t have a chance either 😂
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Live footage of my current work environment: #programming #webdeveloper
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Raise your hand if you DON’T like SCSS... ...okay now use that hand to slap yourself in the fucking face.
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Me: truth or dare? Google: truth Me: AI won’t make most developers jobs obsolete by 2030 Google: .. dare
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When you find out the api you have to use is SOAP instead of JSON.
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Me after getting my first star from someone I don’t know on my github repo
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You are without a doubt the worst developer I’ve ever heard of..
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Legend has it that if you say “blockchain” 10 times in front of your bathroom mirror with the lights off you’ll summon funding for your startup
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When your parents find out that you sideload jquery on all your projects because you never learned vanilla JavaScript:
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🚨IMPORTANT PSA: Vacuuming your keyboard is a terrible idea. #programming #webdevelopment
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A little magic trick for the developers that like to use “x” or “y” as variable names: #programming #webdevelopment
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This guy codes..
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Idk where @HP is getting their graphic designers but I’m a huge fan #programming #webdeveloper
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