The Half Stack Dev

My senior developer came over to help me debug an issue today.. It went something like this:

Finally a meme we can all relate to

Gotcha, makes sense now. I like it!

Well choosing green over other colors would be a behavior and being a middle class millennial is a status right? Could you give me a better example? Just interested in fully understanding what you’re proposing here

So “people who prefer the color green“ instead of “middle class millennials”?

I’m not saying there is or isn’t a benefit. Simply saying that currently we group individuals who exhibit similar behaviors together. What are you suggesting we do different? It’s would seem that we currently do this purely as a matter of organization.

Can you explain this a bit more? How do we refer to groups of people who share many things in common including behavior? I was always told that groups or “stereotypes” were the result of individuals who exhibit the same behavioral responses

My girlfriend: 1st of all... Me: You skipped 0.. Girlfriend:

You know the new dev at your company is about to go HAM when they start asking people how to back up the production database

What my code sees as I’m waiting for it to compile

Using a code editor without syntax highlighting is like going to the gym without headphones..

“You can only use each one once” 😂

When she sees you write an algorithm that runs in constant time

If the dude that brings his own mechanical keyboard to work can’t find the bug in this shit codebase im pretty sure I don’t have a chance either 😂

Live footage of my current work environment: #programming #webdeveloper

Raise your hand if you DON’T like SCSS... ...okay now use that hand to slap yourself in the fucking face.

Me: truth or dare? Google: truth Me: AI won’t make most developers jobs obsolete by 2030 Google: .. dare

I would love this!

Haha that’s the way it goes right?

When you find out the api you have to use is SOAP instead of JSON.

Me after getting my first star from someone I don’t know on my github repo