code therapist・not a girl・award-winning booper・artist・softcore engineer

Joined October 2018
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Guess the character: Stuart Little
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booking a fancy dinner and got absolutely knocked on my ass by this first option for a "special occasion"
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34 days after this tweet was made chatgpt was released to the public
One of the better Cyberpunk lore concepts is that there used to be one big internet and in 2022 one guy fucked it up so bad that they had to shut it down and go back to several smaller networks and they keep the corpse of the old one in a basement somewhere.
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not sure what to put on the survey
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This will appeal to like 5 people but I went to the new George Lucas Museum of Narrative Art yesterday and Tim Heidecker was in a Norman Rockwell painting.
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just found a pilates studio that does cat socialization and adoption and look at their class schedule i'm crying
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ハムスターASMR(タオル破壊)
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겨울이불 꺼내기
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Apple Maps just made me do the dick-and-balls maneuver right next to Nutland smfh fuck you man @Apple
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Got my ass quite frankly
You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals
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Replying to @pacific_zephyr
That one is actually quite tame compared to some of the others The swiss federal council official photos have always always been weird and fucked up
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can someone explain to me why this is the official photo of the Swiss Federal Council
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too late, i have already depicted myself as 6 orderly barn owls and you as 4 shambolic kestrels
Its the poorest year for owls this year, due to lack of food, and I have ringed only a hundred of each of Barn Owls and Kestrels. So a big surprise on the Humber Bank to find 6 Barn Owl and 4 Kestrel chicks in the same nestbox ...and with uneaten prey items too!
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Japan just released the unclassified version of their annual defense strategy anyways here's the actual cover page of it
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Kind of funny that they tacked “and unusual” on the term “cruel and unusual punishment” Like it can’t just be cruel it also has to be a little freaky for it to be illegal
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Just tried to do a money spread and dropped all my cash. Do you know how embarrassing it is picking up $46 off the floor in front of your dog?
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In my mind, I call it ‘Star Star’
PROJECT HAIL MARY author Andy Weir has an idea for a STAR WARS and STAR TREK crossover. “In my mind, I call it 'Star Star’…The idea is that the Genesis device going off at the end of 'The Wrath of Khan' rips a hole in the fabric of reality. And so did, too, the Death Star exploding in 'A New Hope.' It becomes the Yavin/Mutara wormhole. Then I imagine the Enterprise goes there, and so from that point forward, the stories diverge from canon…When the Enterprise goes to the 'Star Wars' universe, Spock [Leonard Nimoy] is dead, because it's the end of 'The Wrath of Khan,' but then Spock becomes a Force ghost. And Sulu [George Takei] has inherent Jedi abilities which manifest once he goes there."  (Source: inverse.com/entertainment/an…)
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