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Wonk |♏️| Speed Walker | Intersectional Feminist | Kayteigh | Annoyed | former camp counselor |🌹| she/her | Jonas Brothers fan first, human being second

Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2011
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📢 SOME PERSONAL NEWS 📢 Just did some calculations and today I have officially had McDonald’s in 20 countries outside the US 🎉🎉 Thank you @Austria and @McDonalds for making this a reality – at Vienna, Austria
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that is honestly awesome
Erika Kirk: “It’s the little things. I miss Charlie when I see his hot sauce on the shelf, which is now available at grocery stores everywhere.” It’s an instinct.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Erika Kirk did not say the hot sauce "is now available at grocery stores everywhere." In the Dec. 2025 clip, she said seeing his hot sauce in the grocery store hits her hard and she wants to buy it. dailymail.co.uk/media/article-… kirkshotsauce.com
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Mamdani is a natural talent, but whomever prepared him for this interview did an A+ job.
Zohran explains how progressives have a MANDATE after last night’s election
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wdym they had kornacki doing the sunset walk last night
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WOAH Google that was fast!!!!
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You were actively unhelpful and we hate you
54 seats and counting. And I learned how to grill…these burgers and dogs are fully cooked.
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WOKE IS BACK!!!
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lol it’s hard to think it anyone less well suited to a position of leadership in this moment
Hakeem Jeffries: “This is not a partisan moment. This is a patriotic moment. This is not a blue moment or a red moment. It’s a red, white and blue moment because American has won tonight."
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There is literally zero good news that I’m seeing for Republicans anywhere so far.
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this is because of the glee revival
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Hakeem bringing the mood down freal get outta here
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can yall at least wait 24 fucking hours please
Not to be a hater but some of y'all are a lil too libbed out today. Like this still is the democrats we're talking about 😭
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We got @SteveKornacki walking down the hallway likes he’s about run out the tunnel to play Alabama
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i hadn't considered this
Keep an eye on which party wins more races tonight
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this would’ve been a perfect gay halloween costume and it’s actually cruel of her to pull a stunt like this after the holiday
NEW: We just spoke exclusively with Congresswoman Haley Stevens at a polling place in Birmingham Michigan as she came to cast her ballot for Republican Mike Rogers. She told us she’s here to vote with her mother and that she still believes Democrats will win the majority, “It's the people's day. And I told this to our next speaker of the house, Hakeem Jeffries: It's Majority Makers Day.” I asked if given the backlash she’s receiving from her Rogers endorsement, whether she feels it was worth it and she told me “Absolutely. Voting is always worth it, right?” @NewsNation
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Note big left carrie?? Open the schools
I hate gay Halloween. Wym you’re the note Big left Carrie in SATC????
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hope this is a moment of self reflection for you neera since you contributed to this pretty much every single day.
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.@the_andrey_x and I were charged with assault, along with five other offenses. After being kept up all night and interrogated for seven hours, we finally saw a judge. He watched the footage and concluded it was clearly a one-sided attack and that we were the victims. His response was to ban us from the West Bank for two months, let the police keep my phone, and bring no charges against the settlers he had just watched attack us.
Hi, I'm free. Beat up but fine. Police stole my phone. Settlers punched me in the face several times, likely broke @AdeleShoko's wrist and gave @the_andrey_x a concussion. They threatened to shoot us with an assault rifle over and over. Will tell the full story later, but for now, I just want to be clear about what happened. We witnessed two settlers locking a military gate in Umm al-Khair, blocking the only way to more than twenty Palestinian communities: trapping families inside, preventing students from reaching school and workers from their jobs, blocking delivery of food and access to ambulances, etc. It's a crime that the military has this ability at all--but last night, we discovered that random settler terrorists also have the key. We confronted them and began asking questions on camera, and they nearly murdered us for it. When the police finally arrived, they arrested Andrey and me and charged us with assault. The gate is still locked.
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Heckling is a perfect job for theater kids bc we know how to project and annunciate
Trump is interrupted by 2 hecklers in a row just minutes into his Ohio rally: "TRUMP WENT ON THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN PLANE!"
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