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Hannah Rose πŸ₯€

@hanalyst

Writing as the ADHD allows / @UCR_MFA / 7w6 ENFP ✍🏼 in @Pshares, @havehadhavehad, @MastersReview WIP: One part Florida, two parts megachurch. 🐊 β›ͺ️

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Joined December 2008
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One nice thing did happen though
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Lauren@LABC222Aug 16
Today I got to hang out w/ Hannah! We met on twitter years ago only to realize we were from the same mega church! 🀯 We reminisced about the β€œcovid lockdown” era of #christiantwitter and she inspired me w/ her current and upcoming writing projects. Follow @hanalyst for updates!πŸ‘€
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Wild that people can preach about a virgin birth and choose not to believe women any other time
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C πŸ’’@churchofysl3 Oct 2025
every time someone asks me about my dislike and refusal to use AI, i send them this.
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So would you call this…Revenge of the 45th?
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If you’re #AWP2025-ing then you should be joining for this too.
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Me soaking up as many memes as I can before I go off socials
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I’m thinking from now on instead of online discourse, I screenshot bad takes from people I know and say β€œsit down, we need to talk about this” next time I see them
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Emilia PΓ©rez feels like it was made by a virtue-signaling chatbot
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π’œπŸ†@itgirlg0newild15 Feb 2025
what doesn’t kill you texts you 6 months later
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Matthew Chapman
@fawfulfan3 Feb 2025
Nothing says "party of the working class" like eliminating the agency that ensures workers don't have to clear out jams from live sawblades with their hands.
More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) profile pictureMore Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUS3 Feb 2025
BREAKING: Republican Congressman Andy Biggs has introduced a bill to abolish OSHA. The entire text of the bill reads "The Occupational Safety and Health Act of 1970 is repealed. The Occupational Safety and Health Administration is abolished."
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Punxsatawney Phil Confirms Six More Weeks of January
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give up on my dreams
𝐳’ (@bnyprncss) profile picture𝐳’@bnyprncss20 Jan 2025
my girlies who are in a relationship, what are the things your bf doesn’t allow you to do ?
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Your soulmate definitely *was* on Twitter but may not have stuck around for the Elon cesspool era
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Blu (@gooochlover) profile pictureBlu@gooochlover10 Jan 2025
your soulmate IS on twitter delete the dating apps
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My neighborhood this morning
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Mike Solana (@micsolana) profile pictureMike Solana
@micsolana8 Jan 2025
if you’re living in LA, and safe, please share footage of what you’re seeing in the comments here. think it would be good to have a single, easy thread to read, to help people understand how bad it is right now
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At my dad’s work Christmas party, AMA
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Just realized that my brother-in-law looks kind of like a white Andrew Tate and I fear this may ruin Christmas
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But why did they call him Hot Frosty and not Jock Frost
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Thanksgiving is a time for hard family conversations
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Inside of me there are (now) two wolves
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DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm14 Nov 2024
The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction. They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones. The Onion CEO says they acquired it because β€œthis is the funniest thing that has ever happened”
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