mildly malicious hand eater retweeted
EM when he offered to take PM out the cfc and his bitchass said no
Replying to @pemortymaxxing
as much as i love rushing to the lovey dovey stuff i wish i could write a real long slowburn bc i truly believe those two would not be able to really get it going for YEARS
mildly malicious hand eater retweeted
Replying to @handtaker
Every Morty wants prime… like a moth to a flame… prime is so radiant…everybody wants a piece
mildly malicious hand eater retweeted
EPM
Morty is upset with Emmy, so he has blocked EM's calls on his phone. Now, Emmy is trying to reach him through the TV, the refrigerator, the washing machine, the microwave—and even the phone inside Rick’s leg.
Replying to @handtaker
it's like empm sex is some kind of drug and i'm your dealer luring you into our same suspicious corner LMAOO
mildly malicious hand eater retweeted
pm肯定是那种谈恋爱以后给em发99+的类型,em嘴上说“你好话痨好黏人”,然后一条一条回复。
pm:jeez…I hope I'm not disturbing you … I just have so many things to share with you…🥺🥺🥺
em:(▼_¬) 还好。你刚刚发的那个餐厅,你姥爷什么时候不在家?我去接你。
pm:jeez…地下恋好刺激…









































