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i just want to be able to follow back HR related accounts without having to do a ten step background check why is that too much to ask
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heated rivalry episode 4 has everything: hook up timeline montage, mpreg jokes, horseback “riding”, tuna melt cum, gay panic bearding, russian crash outs, torture nexus club sequence feat. t.A.T.u., dual pov orgasms (sad)
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Mcr realigned the universe by playing early sunsets and now we’re turning the whole country blue
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not now sweetie, mommy's busy liking untoward jokes about Greg Abbott's wheelchair on twitter
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canon: ilya eats mcgriddles sometimes and shane doesn't really do junk food
fanon: ilya is fucking ADDICTED to mcdonalds and eats it for breakfast lunch and dinner by begging his BITCH NAG WIFE shane who says they have FOOD AT HOME
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noticing a pattern.
2016 - america is red
2019 - my chemical romance come back
2020 - america is blue
2024 - america is red
2025 - my chemical romance come back
2026 - america is blue
mcr saying they’ll tour again in 2028. guess what’s also then? the presidential election.
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finding out what states my oomfs are from tonight is kinda opening my eyes…you in iowa tweeting about ilya hole…































