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and what is the government doing to get brennan lee mulligan on good hang with amy poehler
Check out the trailer for DIG, reteaming Parks & Rec's Amy Poehler and Mike Schur. nerdist.com/article/amy-poeh…
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shane: okay so ur a douchy detective hired to solve a small town missing persons case, and i’m the missing person’s off-putting roomate who is clearly hiding something
ilya: would this not be hotter if you are the missing person?
shane: you get to interrogate me.
ilya: ohhhhh
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Just A Bit More
Troy/Harris - 4.4k - Explicit
✨ Edging
✨ Rope Bondage
✨ Cock Cage
✨ Troy Barrett has a praise kink
✨ Crying and Begging
🔗:archiveofourown.org/works/95…
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ilya can be perverted but shane is a Pervert. it’s important we make that distinction
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saw this and unfortunately my first thought was "he could have died. the reporter could have died" 😭
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I love to think about everyone around hollanov getting divorced post-retirement meanwhile their decade-long torture nexus and public outing codependence and I Would Find You in Any Universe soulmateism means they're forever #markedsafe and actually the best at hockey AND at love
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mind you ilya's having the terrifying realization that shanes hole's been given celestial license from god himself to unlock the gates of heaven
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LAUGHING SO HARD I LOVE THEM HAHAHAHAHA
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ilya rozanov does not say "hello my beautiful shane would you love me if I was a worm" but he does read the metamorphosis and think.
he thinks: my shane, my lovely shane. would you love me if I woke up next to you in our bed, the bed we share, and i was an insect.
i am rooting for amber and ezra both but i have a slightly stronger preference for amber bc 1) love my gay girls and 2) would LOVE to see pasha bring home his first mirrorball. i think tatyana rounds out my top 3! (also bachelor and banana boy both better be going home tonight)
double shift tonight at the pissing me off factor (carolina hockey + dwts) come talk to me and ask me stuff
ngl.link/ellisriver/
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the problem i’m having is that my fundamental belief is that fanfic is meant for exploring any kind of concept w/ any level skill & writers are allowed to write abt whatever they want but it’s hard to stand by these beliefs when everyone only writes things that piss you off
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the reason shane gets a career ending injury is the same reason that authors give ilya antidepressants that make his dick stop working, because it is narratively interesting to take something important away from a character and see what they do


































