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Joined March 2019
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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me talking about Noah Kahan
white people be like this is actually one of the more uplifting albums about suicide
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horribly phrased but this might be the best we get in the nhl
Replying to @s_cowles @outsports
If you’re a man and you want to chop your cock off and be a woman, I simply do not care. If you’re a woman and want to grow a cock, by all means, have it. Go be whatever the fuck you want. I support your right to do whatever it is you want with your body. It’s none of my business. I don’t care. Why are you coming at me about this??? Do you understand how crazy you come off just messaging me about this random shit? Go do something productive.
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mini #hollanov smau where shane found ilya’s vinted and liked his selling strategy
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is abortion not an option in mpreg
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and what is the government doing to get brennan lee mulligan on good hang with amy poehler
Check out the trailer for DIG, reteaming Parks & Rec's Amy Poehler and Mike Schur. nerdist.com/article/amy-poeh…
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shane: okay so ur a douchy detective hired to solve a small town missing persons case, and i’m the missing person’s off-putting roomate who is clearly hiding something ilya: would this not be hotter if you are the missing person? shane: you get to interrogate me. ilya: ohhhhh
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Just A Bit More Troy/Harris - 4.4k - Explicit ✨ Edging ✨ Rope Bondage ✨ Cock Cage ✨ Troy Barrett has a praise kink ✨ Crying and Begging 🔗:archiveofourown.org/works/95…
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ilya can be perverted but shane is a Pervert. it’s important we make that distinction
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saw this and unfortunately my first thought was "he could have died. the reporter could have died" 😭
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I love to think about everyone around hollanov getting divorced post-retirement meanwhile their decade-long torture nexus and public outing codependence and I Would Find You in Any Universe soulmateism means they're forever #markedsafe and actually the best at hockey AND at love
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shane hollander's bush is so important to me
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mind you ilya's having the terrifying realization that shanes hole's been given celestial license from god himself to unlock the gates of heaven
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Почему все говорят о беременном Шейне, когда тут полноценная кормящая мать
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LAUGHING SO HARD I LOVE THEM HAHAHAHAHA
Tears in my eyes this is so funny 😭😭 They said half the tour guides stuff was supposed to be about JK Rowling and ik he was wondering what he was going to do when they reacted like this Tour guide: " Harry Potter fans?" Critical role cast and team: "no..."😬
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unstoppable bisexual force meets very movable gay object
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ilya rozanov does not say "hello my beautiful shane would you love me if I was a worm" but he does read the metamorphosis and think. he thinks: my shane, my lovely shane. would you love me if I woke up next to you in our bed, the bed we share, and i was an insect.
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carrie-anne moss posts like a facebook mom but nothing is gonna stop me from shooting my shot
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the problem i’m having is that my fundamental belief is that fanfic is meant for exploring any kind of concept w/ any level skill & writers are allowed to write abt whatever they want but it’s hard to stand by these beliefs when everyone only writes things that piss you off
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