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#1 deer hater

@helloquacken

Twitter is for nerds, gross. I will tweet about college football and NASCAR I’m sorry. buffs/broncos|Avs/frost| all around Denver homer

 Denver, CO
Joined November 2018
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If I wake up and Colorado isn’t ranked it’s gonna be a big problem
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I have adhd and it has undoubtedly made my life worse in some pretty profound ways but every symptom is also synonymous with a character flaw so it’s like yeah. I have useless fucking asshole disease. I can’t focus unless it’s an emergency. please give me meth.
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I don’t see how people don’t get that this is exactly the issue. It used to be perfectly meaningful to play games to beat your rivals, fight for your conference, and just win. Never been a tanking problem in CFB. Now everything exists in reference to this stupid playoff.
Mostly_Infamous (@Mostly_Infamous) profile pictureMostly_Infamous@Mostly_InfamousNov 11
Replying to @nepechri @matt_hottytoddy
You want less than 10 teams playing meaningful football after mid october.
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Tyler Ziskin@TZiskBuffsNov 11
Folks! We have done it! A good uniform combo that also aligns with the “Wear …” theme for the fans! It’s possible!
Colorado Buffaloes Football (@CUBuffsFootball) profile pictureColorado Buffaloes Football
@CUBuffsFootballNov 11
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@GoBucks5240Nov 12
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Oregon is coming off winning their Superbowl and Michigan is coming off one of their most embarrassing losses in program history. Hate to say it, but smart money is on the Wolverines.
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Exactlyyy it's literally this
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evkiefni milkin (@evkiefni_milkin) profile pictureevkiefni milkin@evkiefni_milkinNov 10
people forget that a part of being a sports fan is being a hypocrite
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Gator Jay@stupiddretardNov 10
LARPs that have to end 1. Edmund Fitzgerald glazers 2. Widespread Panic listeners 3. F1 viewers 4. Rooting for a college you never attended
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@MileHighNoodleNov 10
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Alec (@AlecB704) profile pictureAlec@AlecB704Nov 9
That Bo Nix knee tear gonna hit like crack, fuck all you broncos fans man I can’t wait.
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@s8nNov 10
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lavender 🖤@lovelylav3nderrNov 9
SCOREBOARDDDDDD
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseNov 9
Eileen Laubacher has won Colorado's 4th Congressional District election, defeating Republican Lauren Boebert. (via CNN)
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Matt Brown
@MattBrownEPNov 9
I could be wrong! But man, the 24-team CFP *feels* like a step towards college football 'enshittification' that will be hard to walk back. Almost nobody *really* wants it. Benefits don't pass to consumers. Eventually, schools won't even really enjoy them. And for what?
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Luke Easterling@LukeEasterlingNov 9
Never forget that what killed college football wasn't the players finally getting their share of the pie. It was the insatiable greed of the people who were already getting the biggest slice.
Heather Dinich (@CFBHeather) profile pictureHeather Dinich@CFBHeatherNov 9
The CFP and ESPN have agreed on a five-year, nearly $1.7 billion deal that will expand the field to 24 teams in 2027 with ESPN as its continued broadcast partner, sources told ESPN, a seismic move that also eliminates the lucrative Power 4 conference championship games.
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Aurora Britt (@Britt4rva) profile pictureAurora Britt@Britt4rvaNov 7
leftists against nuclear power make me want to blast my brains out
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Neill Woelk@NeillWoelkNov 8
According to The Athletic, this is #CUBuffs record this year against teams with similar roster budgets:
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Nicky Molitoris@MolitorisNickNov 8
RED WINGS SUCK RED WINGS SUCK RED WINGS SUCK RED WINGS SUCK RED WINGS SUCK RED WINGS SUCK RED WINGS SUCK RED WINGS SUCK RED WINGS SUCK RED WINGS SUCK RED WINGS SUCK RED WINGS SUCK RED WINGS SUCK RED WINGS SUCK RED WINGS SUCK RED WINGS SUCK RED WINGS SUCK RED WINGS SUCK
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Corie Whalen
@CorieWhalenNov 8
Time to bring back this banger
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Nicky Molitoris@MolitorisNickNov 8
Blue beating the shit outta red there's a theme this week
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Aurora Britt@Britt4rvaNov 7
leftists against nuclear power make me want to blast my brains out
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@KyleAdema402Nov 7
My timeline is filled with Nebraska fans saying they “deserve better.” In no world does the Nebraska Cornhusker fanbase deserve better. For decades, they looked down on every other fanbase, mocked their programs, and acted like college football owed them something. Now that the shoe is on the other foot, they want sympathy. You don’t deserve success simply because you used to have it. Humility would’ve gone a long way.
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Beata@CBeataENov 6
beckett sennecke playing this well means that some really superstitious players are going to have a tough decision to make the next time they’re trying to break out of a slump
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