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@hellotexto

Writing, editing and proofreading. Typo negative.

 Sydney, New South Wales
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Joined August 2013
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From the Perth Graffiti Facebook Page: @abcgrandstand
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BBC apologise after calling Wales international Jake Ball 'Jake Ballsack' on teamsheet: itv.com/news/2014-11-10/bbc-…
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Replying to @hellotexto
@hellotexto Franc?
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Job Interview Tip: Never sit on your chair backwards if your baseball cap is also on backwards. It's overkill.
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Give me one pence.
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Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please. "You mean salami?" No, just a single salamus. "Um ok, anything else on that?" Yes, one pepperonus.
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you call these eggs? "no and not sure why you do. they are upset. please leave the restaurant" bye eggs *old couple keeps eating breakfast*
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when i found out i was using made-up cuss words i was like "croop"
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Boy: Trick or treat madam? Fat woman: I shall give you a treat my lad. Boy: Gerroffus. Fat woman: Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
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Rest In peace, the legendary John Holt, who passed away last night. A huge talent and a true gentleman.
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Man with anti-bacterial spray.
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Replying to @vizcomic
@vizcomic Once read an article by Titchmarsh about how to lop an oak. Genuinely chilling. These could be people's limbs, I thought.
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Sleeping Beauty (1959) - A member of the royal family abuses a coma patient
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Kicked out of laser-tag for too many melee attacks.
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The music stopped for a second in the strip club and everyone heard me opening my Velcro wallet.
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Make good choices because ghosts are stuck with the haircut they died with.
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I've singled handedly put an end to terrorism. I could have used both hands but I like a challenge. I also like a Twix.
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basically any time you laugh it can count as the "last laugh" on a matter of conflict from your past. it's up to you.
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help us preserve endangered languages @viki. things that matter. @livingtongues @TheAtlantic theatln.tc/Yh0SDe – at San Rafael, CA
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