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Dan Ives says we're only 15% into the AI boom …. Pretty sure he said that at 5% and 10% too
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Polls been wrong 3 elections in a row and the news still reads them like scripture …. Hurrrr durrrr this time it's different
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Every robot demo is folding laundry …. Bro I need one that sits on hold with the insurance company
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SNL still running the same cold open joke since 2017 …. Weekend Update out here carrying the whole show
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AI can write code, make movies and pass the bar exam but the DMV website still crashes if you hit the back button
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Every app got an AI assistant now and still no button to talk to an actual human lol
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Politicians discovering affordability 9 days before every election …. Same guys who voted for every tax that caused it
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Gas tax goes up every July like clockwork and the roads still look like the surface of the moon …. Where's the money going fam
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Whenever you think you have an opinion on something …. please take a moment to consult the graph
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Toyotard the Professional Situation Monitor retweeted
Think about your childhood, and how a little corner park like this with a basketball hoop and a swing set could be the best place on earth. Now, look at what we leave our children.
Too many Oakland parks either look like this or are gated off and inaccessible to the community to prevent homeless encampments from taking over. Shame on Oakland City Hall for taking victory laps while families can't even enjoy their neighborhood parks.
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Remember when inflation was transitory …. Groceries still waiting on the transition
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Newsom about to announce a task force to study why everyone keeps leaving …. Findings expected 2031 …. More at 11
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Lmao if you own a “blighted” property in Oakland, the cities gonna fine you 10K. When asked if I can fine them 10K for this nigga that built his house out of a bus stop, they said “let a nigga live a lil”. That man is currently swinging his dick in a figure 8 on the corner
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Toyotard the Professional Situation Monitor retweeted
Oakland, a city once known for its revolutionary spirit, is sick. For too long, poverty pimps have exploited the city's extraordinary spirit, its suffering, and its people to enrich themselves and advance their own ambitions. The results are all around us. A failing government. Streets covered in graffiti and trash. Children who cannot read. A former mayor recalled by the people and now standing trial on federal corruption charges. And the political machine that enabled and defended her continues operating as though nothing ever happened. You cannot be a revolutionary while serving as an obedient instrument of the state. Period. Oakland has become a place where those who demand accountability are smeared, intimidated, and ostracized, while those who flatter power, excuse corruption, and serve the political machine are rewarded with status, influence, and access. This is how a city loses its soul. The language of liberation becomes a disguise for the pursuit of power. Revolutionary ideals become little more than a marketing strategy for careerists and opportunists. The people who claim to speak for the oppressed have become dependent on the very institutions they once promised to challenge. And the people suffer while the charade continues. The question is no longer whether Oakland's political establishment has betrayed its revolutionary ideals. The question is how many of us have become willing participants in that betrayal. Which one are you? Answer honestly.
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Toyotard the Professional Situation Monitor retweeted
The newest painting in the Louvre. “The Girl with the Suicidal Empathy.” Oil on canvas. Go see it while the Louvre is still standing.
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But I voted for open borders, Ahmad! Why did you destroy my parents' store and aggress me?
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“Feminist, Facing the Consequences of her Actions” Oil on canvas France, 2026
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Toyotard the Professional Situation Monitor retweeted
Democrats dangled reparations in front of America’s black community for decades, then went and spent 10x as much on illegal immigrants because they think we are too stupid to ever leave the plantation, I mean party.
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Do people who get their panties in a bunch on Columbus Day want to return to living off the land, following the buffalo and killing opposing tribes? If you do and you have the skills to survive, I respect it. If you’re fat and make a living sending emails, I think maybe you haven’t been hungry before.
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