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Wannabe marathon runner.

Melbourne, Victoria
Joined June 2016
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Out of Context Ryder Cup 🤣 #TeamEurope #RyderCup
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Announcing a brand new album from @TheWiggles personally approved by Matt Canavan! [sound up]
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My current feeling re #coronavirusaustralia I turn to #cricket Sent in to bat, we've lost a couple of wickets against the new ball, but we've put our heads down and we're 2/68 on a tough deck. Crucial to remember that it doesn't take much for 2/68 to become 6/71. #patience
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We're taking a stand against racism. We need your support. Learn, share and start a conversation. More: bit.ly/whenwillitendE #whenwillitend
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These are the scenes that should have been shown at the final siren. Not the Collingwood coaches box. @7AFL Huge stuff up.
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Nick needed to get this off his chest... Live bbc.in/2y2vcHc
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Rugby league royalty 🙌🙌 #CAM356 #BringTheThunder #NRLFinals
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A new era begins! 😇 #WeMarchOn
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Our champion midfielder Matt Priddis has called time on his illustrious career. Thanks Matt.
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Have we really stooped so low in football now that ex players are encouraging current ones to go on strike!! #UnbelievableJeff
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Can’t wait to get your hands on the new @SouthamptonFC kit? RT for the chance to win a signed shirt!
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We'll let this, from @mattletiss7, speak for itself... #MarchToWembley
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this time last year we were 12th, out of the cups and just drew 1-1 at home to the worst Aston Villa side ever!
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Charlie Austin - 8 goals in 11 games Not in the England squad Jamie Vardy - 0 goals in 13 games In the England squad Hmm. 🤔🤔🤔
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Anyone thinking of buying @SouthamptonFC for £200M can forget it. That's not even enough to buy @VirgilvDijk 😉 – at Southampton, England
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Sorry @RealNaitanui but you may need to look at free agency. We have Giles!! #JourneyManGiles.
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1 metre off her line. Utterly useless refereeing #Matildas #Rio2016
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