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Hcarls

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Musician • @FurmanU • Master’s x2 @ButlerU • avid Gator sports fan • Knitter • Rural Juror • she/her/hers

 Columbia, SC
Joined April 2012
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Should I send my ER bills directly to Stricklin after I break some toes in the second half of a game like that, or do I need to get started with open enrollment and add his billing address first?
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Can @MyFavMurder go back to their signature low key true crime/comedy? The corporate overkill in the last few years is about to make me unsubscribe. Why am I getting United Health Care ads in the middle of an ep where they go on and on about the benefits of UNIVERSAL health care!
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This might be the last time I was up there! Thanks again for helping me out — hopefully I wasn’t the bad luck…
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Scott Carter (@GatorsScott) profile pictureScott Carter
@GatorsScottOct 10
Norm’s granddaughter wanted to see signage in press deck … #Gators
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I think the core problem is that lesbian events often sound like 200 level gender studies classes and gay guy events are like “Cocaine Thursdays<3”
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The Western Mass Covid-conscious lesbian bar should get together with the next closest lesbian bar and do Hands Across America 🙂
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Night 1 of playing The Lizzie McGuire Movie in bed every night until he agrees to go see @HilaryDuff on tour 😌
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Hey @JimHudsonAuto at 2:35PM on Berea Rd in Columbia, SC, a driver in one of your company vans sped past within about two feet of me and my dog while we were walking in the grass on a residential road, then turned around & flipped me off & shouted something unintelligible at us.
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@JimHudsonAuto to clarify, he pulled a u-turn because he ignored the “No Outlet” sign at the intersection before this interaction, then got mad because he couldn’t get through a gate.
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Does anyone who lives near @WilliamsBriceSC know what the loud noise and rumble is that happens around 10:30am every day? I’m about 50yds from the stadium and it literally rattles my windows. @UofSC
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RIP Grizz 😔
juggs reinhold (@juggsreinhold) profile picturejuggs reinhold@juggsreinholdJun 2
i know we do this around here every few months but please reply or qt this with your favorite 30 rock bit, i need to be in 30 rock land for a while
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juggs reinhold (@juggsreinhold) profile picturejuggs reinhold@juggsreinholdJun 2
i know we do this around here every few months but please reply or qt this with your favorite 30 rock bit, i need to be in 30 rock land for a while
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“D’fwan’s boutique wine, please d’fwink responsibly.”
juggs reinhold (@juggsreinhold) profile picturejuggs reinhold@juggsreinholdJun 2
i know we do this around here every few months but please reply or qt this with your favorite 30 rock bit, i need to be in 30 rock land for a while
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Why does no one talk about the Al Gore bit that took three seasons to reach the punchline!! “Quiet, a whale is in trouble! I have to go!”
juggs reinhold (@juggsreinhold) profile picturejuggs reinhold@juggsreinholdJun 2
i know we do this around here every few months but please reply or qt this with your favorite 30 rock bit, i need to be in 30 rock land for a while
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Justice for Cyrus.
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Seeing a lot of 30 Rock discourse, one of my favorite shows of all time, and I don’t think enough people realized one of the greatest jokes of the entire series. S2E5 “Greenzo” Al Gore starts a spiel and then says “Quiet! A whale is in trouble! I have to go!” 1/2
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cc @offbeatorbit
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Then two seasons later S4E6 “Sun Tea” Gore randomly appears as a janitor and talks to Kenneth and says “Kenneth, encourage your lawmakers to take action and recycle everything, including jokes.” “I’m sorry sir, what?” “Quiet! A whale is in trouble! I have to go!”
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DID WE JUST SEE WHAT WE THINK WE JUST SAW
NCAA March Madness (@MarchMadnessMBB) profile pictureNCAA March Madness
@MarchMadnessMBBMar 10
FURMAN IS BACK IN THE DANCE 🪩 The Paladins win the SoCon title to clinch their second NCAA Tournament appearance in four years 👀 #MarchMadness
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I was the historian for the National Senior Classical League & attended the annual convention at UNLV. When I landed in Las Vegas I saw a bunch of guys wearing orange togas at baggage claim. I asked if they were also going to convention (yes, we wear togas.) They were monks…
Ellen is at the Grammar Table (@GrammarTable) profile pictureEllen is at the Grammar Table@GrammarTable12 Mar 2021
People who studied Latin, can you tell me any stories about your Latin-studying experiences? Funny or nonfunny.
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