إبراهيم 0.1% better everyday BSc. • MNCS • Muslim • Yoruba Creative/Graphic Designer • Tech Enthusiast Ladokite • @chelseafc • Olamide • Lover of Nature

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as you dey mourn, she dey moan
come to me, let me fuck your grief away. just 2 days after my mum died??? omo na aboki bike i carry reach surulere 😭😭
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Stop going through the corner
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Ezemuo you need to update your vocabulary on X OS = Olosho White snow ball - Fufu Cheese soup - Egusi. Micheal faraday - Charging vendor Umbrella Academy= Jehovah Witness Tony Stark HQ= iron condemn Ancestor Buffet= Sacrifice Fortune Site= Sporty, Bet9ja Floating Berries = Groundnut Dorathki Rider =Bike Man Crusted Smoked Protein = Suya Dr. Strange = Bablawo Hair Surgeon - Barber School portal - Porn site. Night king - Tinubu Vin Diesel - Uber/Bolt Vibranium - Metal scrap Hybrid Zobo - Skoochies Pharmaceutical socks - Condom Casterly Rock - Lekki Underground juice - Fuel Online Church program - Chudai Glucose Guardian - Sugar Daddy Underground juice - Petrol
Ok. It took me 29 seconds, so “am” good. 😂
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The Secret of Masculinity: Kegel Exercises to Regain Your Confidence in 30 Days 🔥🔥👌
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I used to think women were exaggerating when they talked about how their sex drive increased as they got older. I GET IT NOW 🥹 The other day, it got so bad I was almost crying 😭🫠
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where the ass? 🤭
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This one reach Dey smell nice, na before she enter I fly fence
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OS wey i order from ikorudu just text me “I’m coming” instead of “Am coming” FBI nice try
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one of the hardest parts of growing up is watching your parents grow old from afar 🥹
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HARRY KANE IS THE 2026 BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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Burna Boy 🤝 Bukayo Saka
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Behind closed doors, let us just express ourselves cuddling ❤️
Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Me waiting for 7 PM sharp so I fit drag that ₦400k Betway jackpot with Medusa Gold & Fury of Anubis! Money must complete this Monday, no excuses and it's all about #BetwayDailyJackpots Tap link enter: betwayplay.org/bwx
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She heard that his preeeeq is long and immediately her b0000bs stood up 😳
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Burna Boy went up on stage yesterday and said, “Hopefully, Insha’Allah. One day…” 🥹❤️ And I made a post saying he’s not even hiding his Muslim identity again, even on an international stage. Omo! Some bunch of clowns entered my comment section and started shouting, “Insha’Allah is just an Arabic word. Anybody can use it, including Christians and atheists!” Some even went as far as saying that people who aren’t Muslims now say “Insha’Allah,” “Alhamdulillah,” and other Islamic expressions. So, according to them, using these words doesn’t necessarily make someone a Muslim. Anyway, as Una don rush come educate us say these expressions are just Arabic words and not exclusive to Muslims, abeg, make Una no shift goalpost again o! 😂😭 Because when person commit crime and use any of these expressions, and we tell Una say using them doesn’t automatically make the person a Muslim, Una no go gree let us breathe! Una go bring out dictionary, history book, Google, and even the ancestors of Arabic language to argue with us. 😭😂 Now, una don agree say anybody fit use am, whether Muslim, Christian or atheist. Beautiful! We don hear una. Make all of us dey one side like that. No more selective interpretation, abeg! 😂 Because if next week una migrate back to the other side of the argument, may thündêr fire your left yansh and the network wey dey connect una to the internet. Amen!😂💔 - Yushab Abolore Ayomide
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I watched this unhealthy number of times. No paper, no powerpoint, just an artist painting his art. The background sound >>>
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Burna Boy! 👋 #ballondor
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Mid last year, my friend and I attended the Agriculture, Youth, and Technology challenge; an enterprise development and agricultural technology (agritech) competition initiated by Heifer International. What I witnessed that day shifted my mindset and I was like, dear, let's work together and build something too so we can contest some days. She agreed but unbeknownst to me, she was planning to switch program. She later betrayed me and left for pharmacy. 😭
Working hard to be self employed + praying consistently >>> Never joking with this combination because I can't afford to work in a place that will dictate what I wear and what I don't wear.
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Update: Joe Goes Back to School Thought to give update on the young man 1. He was told by the school he can reactivate his admission 2. He has begun the process and has started classes this morning 3. He will be joining 300L class (his set resumed 400L this month) 4. A total of N1,124,000 was sent to him from here (& from my friends outside of here) 5. My pledge to cover his school fees not included here 6. He said he is currently squatting with a friend and sought permission to use part of the funds he was sent from here to rent own space so he can focus on studying (rent: N200k - N250k per year) 7. He said the okada he is riding was got on hire purchase. N1.2m to pay N1.9m. He has been paying N30k weekly and this is the 6th week. Need you guys' input on this: (a) should he continue the okada as a side to pay off the hire purchase? (b) should he pay off the okada from the donations here? (c) or he should just forget about Okada and return it to hirer? 8. A friend from here asked him to enrol for his ICAN scholarship program and if he is successful, he will pay his ICAN exam fee as long as he passes each stage at first attempt 9. Another friend from here offered to pay him N50k stipend monthly for the rest of his studies (300L & N400L)
I stopped at a canteen to have some amala in Offa few days ago and a guy approached me. I'm used to being approached everywhere and most times I even interject with "From social media abi?" once a stranger walks towards me in such manner. "Sir, I know you? I was a student of the University of Offa and, last year, you came to our school to talk to us on career and encouraged us", the young man started. He was wearing what appeared to be commercial okada rider jacket. A few seconds of confusion. Do I have Twitter followers riding okada? This guy looks too polished to be an okada rider. "I brought someone here", he added. This looks like someone I need to have deeper discussion with so I gave him my Whatsapp number as I felt he was at the mercy of the passenger he brought. Not in a hurry as I had thought as I still saw him after I settled at my table, so I asked him to grab a chair and let us talk the talk immediately rather than on Whatsapp later. His story goes: He was an accounting student, and was encouraged by the career talk I had given last year and he had enrolled for ICAN ATS, passed stage 1 and expecting result of stage 2 he wrote recently. ICAN has 5-6 stages for ATS route (non-graduate route). "So what happened? Were you rusticated?", I quipped, with each morsel of amala becoming heavier in my hand. Then series of bombshells: He had lost both parents. He had been fending for himself almost all his life. He is in his mid 20s. He came to Offa from a nearby village five years ago, for NCE. He got admission into UniOffa as DE to 200L. He spent nights working at a poultry and days a student. More bombshells: He dropped out in 300L when he could not afford school fees. He could not raise the school fees when he resumed 300L. The poultry work was stressful too. So he started doing okada. More: His CGPA at the end of 200L was 4.0/5.0. A solid CGPA. UniOffa school fee is less than N400k, one of the cheapest private universities in Nigeria. ICAN is cheaper (less than N100k per diet?) but I told him immediately that that ICAN will be useless without a degree. He has to go back to school and complete the degree. Serious employer looks at your degree before your professional cert. I'm on the Governing Council of the school (he didn't know - a surprise - and he probably thought I was just brought as an external speaker at that career event. And I didn't tell him.) I asked him to go back to the school and enquire whether he can resume the 300L that just started (his set are in 400L now but that shouldn't matter). I have seen people struggle in life. Not the worst experience, but my mind kept flashing back. Someone is dropping out of school, from a brilliant 4-pointer accounting student to an okada rider because, all his life, he couldn't raise sub N400k. An amount some guys spend on a random night at a tier 3 club. Touching. Joe will finish that degree. In shaa Allah.
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