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trying to solve video for everybody forever at streamplace. figuring out what i am uniquely suited to do and then doing it. he/him.

Joined February 2010
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🍝 Meet Our Speakers 🍕 we are happy to have Eli Mallon from @Livepeer on our stage!
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(A Speedrunner Explaining the Grocery Store's Self-Checkout Isle) Yeah so on a 6-sided box you have a 16% chance of scanning the barcode without looking; 33% if we assume it's not on the front. Basically it's worth the RNG risk since the timesave is huge compared to looking first
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ChatGPT really sold it with that final Meow! – at Palo Alto, CA
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mum said it's my turn with the mutex
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iameli retweeted
ME: Heh so this is fun, the save icon looks like a floppy disk because it's a holdover from era of technology you're too young to remember YOUNG PERSON WHO HAS NEVER USED AN APPLICATION WHICH DIDN'T SAVE AUTOMATICALLY: "Save icon"? ME:
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iameli retweeted
Replying to @marccampbell
“We’re an open source startup. Stay tuned for our open source in N months” 🤦🏻‍♂️ 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
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Replying to @monadliker
the tiktok voice rust borrow checker is not real, it can't hurt you. the tiktok voice rust borrow checker:
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How an unforgettable performance in Red Alert 3 became legend. trib.al/1t8TU2L
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There's a lot of decency in this country: cbsnews.com/news/us-admits-1… Wish we had this sort of policy, unlimited, for *all* refugees.
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Most designers won’t tell you this, but the nearly constant intercourse can be a bit much.
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By age 38, you should have ten friends: a partner in crime, the backer, the hacker, the gadget guy, a con man, a grease man, a pickpocket, driver, muscle, and an inside man. Your target is three casinos owned by Terry Benedict.
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Replying to @polotek
tell me you lost an argument so badly you made a whole company policy about it without telling me
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"basic rules of honest debate" Whiteness is a hell of a drug. I swear.
Replying to @jespow
7/ I entertained debate for a bit because I'm open minded. I can be convinced. Team should have input in to policies. Problem is I'm way more studied on the policy topics, people get triggered by everything and can't conform to basic rules of honest debate. Back to dictatorship.
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Kraken, a U.S.-based crypto exchange, has announced they'll be continuing to hire, and have announced a culture overhaul that promotes "diversity of thought" over "stereotypical team diversity measurements" and prohibits describing another's words as "racist" or "x-phobic". 🧵
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iameli retweeted
let’s do more video stuff
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We've done it. After 11 months of various failed approaches, a friend and I have *finally* gotten the world record in HATETRIS. The previous record was 66 points. Enjoy the video:
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If immutability is so cool why aren't you an inanimate block of stone
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i been hacked all my tulips worthless. dutch east india company please help me
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