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Durban
Joined November 2013
Rugrat aah looking team
They have all been arrested. Thank you, South Africa! 🙏🏾🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
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You hate your passengers.
This Subwoofer couldn't fit underseat but sounds awesome. Thoughts?
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Spillion sam leso. Big Bird to Winnie Mandela at Mach Fuck😂
If you live in Johannesburg and you really wanna see that people drive super fast, leave your house at 5 am. The M1, N3, N12 and other freeways turn into racetracks. Early morning drives are super crazy and dangerous.
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PRASA is quietly doing some good, restorative work to those dilapidated stations, and yazin…. Fairs.
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“Smell my finger” aah response.
Replying to @sa_crime
Arrest this idiots I regret chowing this idiot
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😂foh, go post this on LinkedIn or Facebook😂 No 3yr old would ever ask that.
My 3-year-old daughter just asked me, “Mommy, why are we poorer than white people?” I told her I’d explain after work. Help me prepare an answer for this 3 year old 🤔 Parents, how would YOU answer this question? 👀🇿🇦
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Duma’s boys will do a mugshot, your occupation & a video of whatever nonsense you say while resisting arrest or intoxicated 😂 Abadlali
This looks like a campaign… Since when do people take mug shots in SA?
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In the age of the internet, google and AI, this question reeks of wilful ignorance
Replying to @sbudar007
Did they have Halaal stamps on food 100 years ago? Even 20 years ago?
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Dunderhead response. Bring on the leftover chops chutney !
Replying to @wfreemantle
You like eating meat that was killed in the name of a god you dont believe in?
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Damn, no invite 😮‍💨
Oomf bought an M2 and we did an overnight run to Bethlehem and then Clarens to celebrate it and okes couldn't stop saying "we needed this!" Ngiyakuzwa mina 🫱🏾‍🫲🏽.
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Top 3 coolest diesels to ever exist!
Day 98 of 100 of posting cool number plates everyday. 777 JJG L on an Audi Q7 V12 TDI. Audi held the title of fastest diesel SUV for 10 yrs. 2008: Q7 V12 TDI 0-100 5.5s 2012: SQ5 TDI 0-100 5.1s 2016: SQ7 TDI 0-100 4.8s Find your personalised plate at checkplata.co.za
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Buying biltong from Carlswald Spar is a choice! Horrible choice, but a choice nonetheless.
Yessis this Woolies biltong mix is way better than ya ko Carlsworld Spar🤞🔥
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Ngl, this future will exist only in your heads and the AI prompts you use.
Only EFF can do this! We must vote EFF 4 a beta life we must ❤️💚❤️💚
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uSthembiso retweeted
I made checkplata.co.za/top-plates to keep it going. The page has all the plates I've posted, ranked by likes. Cool plate submissions are welcome too by tagging @checkplata . the most likes every week gets a free check.
Replying to @0simudn
Sad to see this series almost come to an end
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Now it makes sense why he’s ducking and diving
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Mphathi uyachaza
Replying to @dineshgovender
I’m sorry - should have been clearer. It was about Meg Thee Stallion’s declared goals / vision-boarding. Achieved her goal 15 years after first declaring it is “Wow” for me.
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That collision was intentional. Straight to jail
RUNNERS, ARE WE GOING TO KEEP QUIET? Until when? Until we ALL get knocked down by cars on official races? We pay entry fees. We wear official numbers. We follow official routes.
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These security services operating in northern KZN are useless yezwa. Why are you getting upset that an econobox outlaunched your 2nd car and now your security detail has me in the middle?
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Ey lemoto 🧎🏾
Go na le F30 335d xDrive Touring mo BMW Northcliff. Import with CPT registration. I've never been so envious😭😭🤌🏾🔥
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