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The difference between me and you? You would suck a dick for the right price.
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Hey guys it’s me, Alons intern again! I wanted to clear the air yet again! We have an active RICO case right now that explicitly outlines our predatory practices with our fees! We were able to beat the securities charge because our coins hold no actual value and we haven’t said they do. So when we rug you like we did solana:CSocnzcRpgSCr1naKcNTieWZUxb6rABe45j844m7pump, you’re responsible for your losses (get rekt lol). But when it comes to the predatory fees that we started with pump swap, that’s a completely different story. As of right now, if these 2 RICO charges stick, we will have to pay you guys back triple on what you lost on fees.. So this is our game plan right now. We already did phase 1, which was bring on retail and rug as many people as we possibly can with solana:CSocnzcRpgSCr1naKcNTieWZUxb6rABe45j844m7pump. It worked so well we did it twice! The money we got from both those coins should be enough to pay a lot of the fines for the RICO charges! Which brings us to phase 2 - We are having our KOLs extract as much money as they possibly can from charts in the squad tournament so they can win. If another squad gets to first place we will send them to the bottom of the leaderboard! The winners will be forced to KYC to claim the prize pool and reveal their identities. We will expose them in court because their identities are currently anonymous. So when we provide the DA with their info we will receive lighter sentencing (and hopefully less fines too!). It’s a simple two step plan that grantees we will keep our hundreds of millions, save our asses and do our favorite thing- SCREW EVERYONE OVER!! Anyways, keep playing!
Replying to @json1444
Before PumpSwap, graduated coins migrated to a Raydium V4 pool Here's what a trade on a $100M+ coin costs in each: Raydium V4 (old setup): 0.25% total - 0.22% LP - 0.03% to raydium - 0% to pump - 0% to holders/creators PumpSwap (now): 0.3% total - 0.20% LP - 0.05% to pump - 0.05% to holders/creators Note: Holder Rewards/Creator Fees are the main difference, and were introduced far later than PumpSwap itself. These fees are higher at lower market caps and reduce as market caps increase based on the fact that high fee tokens are far less attractive to whales who speculate on higher market cap tokens It was VERY important for Pumpfun to keep the fee UX as close to the OG as possible, as that's what the end user was used to and enjoyed. The only difference is Holder Rewards/Creator Fees (which reward people for holding a token or the creator of the token) alongside an additional 0.02% fee for Pumpfun. This did not "kill the runners." So, the LPs are essentially the same, with the main difference being the rewards fee and an additional 0.02% fee for Pumpfun.
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Left the love of my life because, like every woman, so far she has been a massive detriment to me and my goals. now i wanna schizo grind on the biz, retard trade, and work out 3 hours a day but instead I’m dialing back. Only once it’s truly over can you begin again
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I’m going to be a scented candle for Halloween
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I thought she was hot in a retarded kinda way until I read this
elizabeth holmes’s handwritten daily routine
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Life after the @MoeBibisi link up
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When you train ur llm on the Quran
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Its not a competition its an invitation for these guys to bundle dump on their mains while deploying from the same IP (because they are retarded 80iq scammers) And then with the kyc dabal is going to prison so alon can wipe his hands of all wrong doing and walk away free
y do pipl need to kyc for receiving a trading conpetition reward but not for receiving callout rewards
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Last time I said this was alpha it was 33k
buy $flork for the next wave on Robinhood 0x46544163F545a8E306e2671528ffc1b0Ef8fe8CF
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You can join me with $NAUT here at $3 or down the line at $10. It doesn’t matter on its way to billions 😈 Every time it pumps and you ask yourself did I miss the train? The answer is the train haven’t even left the station yet.
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Orange Kimchi
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I’m at 48 hours no kush and god is testing me. This is legitimately way harder than not doing coke because the negatives take so long to show up and my dreams are truly fucked. Just sharing because nobody irl gaf what I do or can even tell me what to do so I’ll just put it here.
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Does anyone have a guillotine for Sale
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This nigga about to fade into oblivion DONT DO IT nitter.gq/notthreadguy/status/21…
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Never Goon if you want to be successful
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there is $5 in your phone you just have to go get it
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This makes me happy. Hit the fields lil nigga. It’s over
Threw that welding rod off that catwalk up there yesterday I guess it hit terminal velocity
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I really like this meme s/o @shitcoinheroo I don’t know when I will use it but I know it will be a banger when I do
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Gonna take the week off trading just adding dips on my biggest bags Nigga it’s over
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I love you guys
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