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Nigga its ovaa
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Hey guys it’s me, Alons intern again! I wanted to clear the air yet again! We have an active RICO case right now that explicitly outlines our predatory practices with our fees! We were able to beat the securities charge because our coins hold no actual value and we haven’t said they do. So when we rug you like we did solana:CSocnzcRpgSCr1naKcNTieWZUxb6rABe45j844m7pump, you’re responsible for your losses (get rekt lol). But when it comes to the predatory fees that we started with pump swap, that’s a completely different story. As of right now, if these 2 RICO charges stick, we will have to pay you guys back triple on what you lost on fees.. So this is our game plan right now. We already did phase 1, which was bring on retail and rug as many people as we possibly can with solana:CSocnzcRpgSCr1naKcNTieWZUxb6rABe45j844m7pump. It worked so well we did it twice! The money we got from both those coins should be enough to pay a lot of the fines for the RICO charges! Which brings us to phase 2 - We are having our KOLs extract as much money as they possibly can from charts in the squad tournament so they can win. If another squad gets to first place we will send them to the bottom of the leaderboard! The winners will be forced to KYC to claim the prize pool and reveal their identities. We will expose them in court because their identities are currently anonymous. So when we provide the DA with their info we will receive lighter sentencing (and hopefully less fines too!). It’s a simple two step plan that grantees we will keep our hundreds of millions, save our asses and do our favorite thing- SCREW EVERYONE OVER!! Anyways, keep playing!
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Before PumpSwap, graduated coins migrated to a Raydium V4 pool Here's what a trade on a $100M+ coin costs in each: Raydium V4 (old setup): 0.25% total - 0.22% LP - 0.03% to raydium - 0% to pump - 0% to holders/creators PumpSwap (now): 0.3% total - 0.20% LP - 0.05% to pump - 0.05% to holders/creators Note: Holder Rewards/Creator Fees are the main difference, and were introduced far later than PumpSwap itself. These fees are higher at lower market caps and reduce as market caps increase based on the fact that high fee tokens are far less attractive to whales who speculate on higher market cap tokens It was VERY important for Pumpfun to keep the fee UX as close to the OG as possible, as that's what the end user was used to and enjoyed. The only difference is Holder Rewards/Creator Fees (which reward people for holding a token or the creator of the token) alongside an additional 0.02% fee for Pumpfun. This did not "kill the runners." So, the LPs are essentially the same, with the main difference being the rewards fee and an additional 0.02% fee for Pumpfun.
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You can join me with $NAUT here at $3 or down the line at $10. It doesn’t matter on its way to billions 😈 Every time it pumps and you ask yourself did I miss the train? The answer is the train haven’t even left the station yet.
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Orange Kimchi
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Never Goon if you want to be successful
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there is $5 in your phone you just have to go get it
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Replying to @its__0ver
Seeeyuh 🤟🤟
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When the foid asks me for anything
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nigga, it’s over
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neegy it’s over ✌🏽😭🥀
I’m quitting crypto. I’m selling all my assets and moving on. I’m done with beggars, ruggers, scammers, fake hype communities, and ultimately this space is turning me into something I am not. Everyday there’s something that will stress me or make me question what the hell am I even doing here anymore, and I can’t take it. I’ll be waiting for the impending Black Swan Event on the sidelines rooting for all of you, good luck chuds.
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Replying to @icannotlie22
Based dom taught me how to save a horse and ride a cowboy
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H3 drama and Billie eilish breast reduction surgery flooding my timeline, I can only assume the banks have recently failed and a nuke just dropped
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The only difference between a mimany and people in a psych ward is we’re outside
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Replying to @icannotlie22
I FEEL YOU
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We simply bagwork through the pain
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Nigga every end is a new beginning
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