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Alkisah Presiden Suharto bertemu dengan Perdana Menteri Lee Kwan Yew.
Soeharto bertanya kepada Lee Kuan Yew kenapa Singapore bisa jauh lebih maju dari Indonesia. Maka Lee Kuan Yew memanggil Goh Chok Tong yang saat itu menjadi wakilnya, lalu ia bertanya: “Mr Goh, siapa itu anaknya bapakmu, anaknya ibumu, tapi bukan saudaramu?”
Goh tersenyum, lalu menjawab: “Tentu saja saya sendiri.” Dan Lee menyimpulkan: “Kami bisa maju karena kami memilih orang-orang pintar jadi pengelola negara.”
Soeharto pun pulang. Tapi ia penasaran: apakah ia telah memilih orang pintar jadi pengelola negara. Maka ia memanggil menteri kesayangannya, Harmoko. “Pak Harmoko. Ada yang ingin saya sampaiken. Pak Harmoko coba menjawab, siapakah anak daripada bapakmu, anak daripada ibumu, tapi bukan saudara daripada kamu.”
Harmoko cepat menjawab, “Mohon petunjuk untuk tindak lanjutnya, Pak.” Soeharto agak kesal, tapi ia masih menyimpan harapan. “Coba Pak Harmoko mencari jawabannya ke menteri-menteri lain.”
Maka Harmoko undur diri.
Setelah tak memperoleh jawaban dari Soedharmono, Akbar Tanjung, dll; akhirnya Harmoko menemui Habibie. Habibie tertawa saja. “Pak Harmoko, jawabannya adalah saya sendiri!” Harmoko langsung cerah. Tak lama ia mohon menghadap Presiden Soeharto.
Soeharto menyambut dengan senyum permanennya. “Sudah ada jawaban, Pak Harmoko?” Harmoko tak sabar menjawab dengan ceria, “Sesudah saya gali informasi dari berbagai pihak, ternyata jawabannya adalah: Pak Habibie!”
Soeharto mengernyitkan kening. Tapi ia tak ingin mengecewakan bawahannya yang setia itu. “Bagus Pak Harmoko. Itu merupaken upaya yang baik. Jawabannya juga sebenarnya mendekati benar. Tapi sayang memang belum 100% benar.”
Harmoko agak kecewa. “Jadi jawabannya apa, Bapak Presiden yang Kami Banggakan?”
“Adapun jawabannya,” pungkas Soeharto, “Adalah Goh Chok Tong.”
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The truth.
COVID.GOV 👀
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Ashley Cole post match reaction after winning his first ever Champions League title with Chelsea will never be forgotten, man.
“Now, no-one can say nothing to me. This is the reason I come here.” 😂
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Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆
Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️
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Hindistan'ın Filmi ayrı garip yemesi içmesi bu güreş yapan tipler nedir arkadaş
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The memes on Japanese X about Sanae Takaichi are brutal lmao. They have zero chill oh my god lmao. They’re calling her “the cart titan.” 💀💀💀
icedmandarin 🇸🇬 retweeted
In 1979, during his New York trip, Fidel Castro was asked if he was wearing a bulletproof vest under his shirt.
Castro’s reply was pure muscle 💀👇
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Very simple UI/UX suggestion for the @pumpdotfun app that will improve UX by at least 50%:
1. Move the watchlist tab option to the very left (first),
2. and/or show partial watchlist on default screen upon startup or have a button that goes there immediately.
@a1lon9
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Product will speak for itself.
dApps coming soon.
I'm the creator and Dev of @GenesisProgramX , wallet is publicly known.
I am publicly known and Dox too.
I will ignore all DMs from this tweet onwards.
I am going to focus on building @GenesisProgramX and built an army of Civilization on Solana blockchain.
Holders will be rewarded airdrop for Gen2 and so on..
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No, I currently have no plan to make a meme coin. But I am guessing a few other country leaders might be thinking about it. $71 billion FDV! 😆
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On January 1st, 2024 we did $0 in swap volume.
By January 1st, 2025, we've done over $220M in swap volume.
Our DEX hasn't even launched yet.
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🚨 #BREAKING: Las Vegas Police release new video of the exploded Cybertruck outside of the Trump Hotel, showing explosive ordinances in the back
Police credited the lack of damage to the Trump Hotel to the strength of the Cybertruck, as it remained mostly intact.
“The explosion went up and out.”
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Replying to @openglobe8 @theCRABsite
crab mechanics looking interesting. watching closely






















