Inspired by a true story. Father. Maker/Breaker/Full stack Hope Consultant. Opinions = my own. He / Him #hashtag!
Columbus, OH
Joined March 2008
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Hey artists seeking commissions:
Don’t do this.
Don’t find an account who said “I hired an artist to do a commission” and then badger them about the commission they are paying for, demand they give you reference art, and insist they pay your for a commission you “want” to do.
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@Citi @HomeDepot I have your stupid consumer credit card.
Today, signin stopped working. So I go to reset the password.
And it's saying my zipcode needs to be SEVEN CHARACTERS.
My FIVE-DIGIT zip. Even with the extension - it's NINE (ten with a dash).
You broke a simple form.
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So @albertapp won’t let me close since I have savings and stock. So I sell the stock. Well, you can’t transfer stock cash AND savings cash? So I have to wait for one transfer, to do another transfer, to be able to close. Cool. ಠ_ಠ
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It’s not a great sign when an autobody shop calls about a wrecked car, you mention “I’m working with @StateFarm “ and the auto body shop apologizes and wishes me luck.
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"We haven't figured out all the issues, it could kill us all, but sure, AI President is totally going to be a thing super soon! BELIEVE ME!"
“an AI president is inevitable…within a decade”
Sigh.
No.
Just….no.
It is exhausting to confront this species of foolishness when there are clear and present harms from AI before us.
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@StateFarm you know what I don't want? Voice mails or calls where people can say "we said on the call, that might have been recorded, but I swear I said what I'm saying now."
Versus an email that DOCUMENTS.
It's like you don't want to be held to your word or something.
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She didn’t apologize for claiming “Tommy got ‘em! With the disavow question!” While Tommy made it clear they’re all about forcing Christian dogma, ignoring the story of Kennedy being asked if he pushed Catholicism over the Constitution
Earlier, I tweeted a video from an Abdul El-Sayed town hall. I deleted that tweet because it was a violation of CBS News standards. I apologize.
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I have to say my recent experience with @StateFarm with a car accident has been less than okay.
Phone tag, then I get a notice “it’s been paid” (the tow truck).
No response. No texts. No follow ups. So I don’t know what the fuck is going on.
Time to insurance shop again.
Another day another AWS mysterious charge showing up on an email address I haven’t used in years.
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@eventbrite I absolutely despise how somehow you allow new account creation from ticket purchases so now I have two accounts and can’t be logged in to both, and I can’t transfer between them.
This is so fucking stupid.
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@HelloFresh why is my order both “delayed for delivery” yet also “arriving by 8am today” (long since passed).
It is clearly delayed. And now I’m wondering if it’ll arrive refrigerated at all.
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