Indians purchased a record 15 tons of jewelry worth 75k crores on this Dhanteras...
A history in Indian calendar
I think selling gold on Dhanteras brings prosperity.
Philadelphia, Kensington Avenue. The most lively city of the USA. Now, the city is full of Druggers & Homeless people. NewYork times is still looking for story in Mumbai's slum area.
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When various public places like malls, theatres, and even schools are being opened up. It's just absurd that Engineering colleges should remain locked down.
@karandi65 @PMOIndia @myogiadityanath @dpradhanbjp
#ReopenEngineeringCollege
#Reopen_IIT_NIT_IIIT
#campus4ug
If you ever feel useless, just remember USA took 4 Presidents, thousands of lives, trillions of dollars and 20 years to replace Taliban with Taliban
Refuse, use, reuse, recycle should be the steps before we think of using anything. Refuse if it is not essential or you can manage with a more environ friendly product, use when essential, reuse it to extent possible, and recycle it after its use. #SaveEarth
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IIT coaching teachers selling the 1Cr package dream to 12th grade students without knowing a thing about how tech companies work is the most misleading thing ever.
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The primary difference between a comedian and a politician in India is when a comedian says something offensive about another religion there are consequences for the comedian. When a politician says something offensive there are consequences for the religion.
Media exposure in this doomed year is truly glamorous. Their loud & extravagant propaganda panics the common man & needs to be contained by some extent!
Just overheard, a maid in our society who’s joining back after 2 months, is demanding a Covid negative report from the entire family before she comes in...!!! Kya din aa gaye!
Places are opening because of economy, not because it is safe. Beware, when you move out now. India has overshadowed Italy in the pandemic numbers!
When MET forecasted, I was sure it is going to be a fart. Would have been more worried if the cyclone was heading & they would have said it won’t affect anyone!
Mumbaikars are checking the status of the cyclone Nisarga like it's their Swiggy order........Kabhi aayega!
MET- Cyclone is predicted please be safe at home. MUMBAIKARS- Bhai already ghar pe hai, ab kya bathroom mein chup jaye?
Goal post has been changed from “Corona ko harana hai” to “Corona ke sath jeenahai”
Reminds me a dialogue from movie Agnipath-“jab dushman ki umar lambi hojayee to uske sath dosti kar leni chahiye, khud ki umar lambi ho jati hai”
when villagers pronounced "school" as " इस्कुल" we all laughed, but we are now by default pronouncing the same “e-school” Payback’s a bitch! #IndiaLockdown
We are the only generation in human history to fight three pandemics together: TikTok, Covid-19 & Stupidity
Lock down MAY END or MAY NOT END by MAY END as it MAY EXTEND, but MAY will END by MAY END as it MAY NOT wait for lockdown to end...#IndiaLockdown




