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Kalpak Shah

@imKalpak

Entrepreuner.......Trying to cook some serious business in realty

 Mumbai
Joined September 2011
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Hem Shah@hemshah0119 Sep 2021
When various public places like malls, theatres, and even schools are being opened up. It's just absurd that Engineering colleges should remain locked down. @karandi65 @PMOIndia @myogiadityanath @dpradhanbjp #ReopenEngineeringCollege #Reopen_IIT_NIT_IIIT #campus4ug
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IIT coaching teachers selling the 1Cr package dream to 12th grade students without knowing a thing about how tech companies work is the most misleading thing ever.
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Vir Das
@thevirdas5 Jan 2021
The primary difference between a comedian and a politician in India is when a comedian says something offensive about another religion there are consequences for the comedian. When a politician says something offensive there are consequences for the religion.
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Rahul Raj@x_rahulraj31 Mar 2020
RSS is distributing food and medicine in crisis Tabligh-e-Jamaat congregation is distributing Corona
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Rahul Raj@x_rahulraj24 Mar 2020
Once Corona is gone and things normalize, we will see a huge shift in social behavior. A generation who is seeing the damage done by Corona will value family and good moments of life more than money.
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Rahul Raj@x_rahulraj15 Mar 2020
People in developed countries call themselves more civilized than people from developing nations. Today they are breaking queues, fighting in shops, hoarding sanitizers and tissue papers. Crisis teaches your life beyond books.
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Rahul Raj@x_rahulraj31 Jan 2020
Indian judiciary is an inefficient system created to test patience of people, frustrate them, infuse extreme sense of hopelessness into them, break them by making them beg for justice, and finally give them a lollipop of “der hai lekin andher nahi”
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In a dictatorship, the leader is the asshole. In a democracy, the voters are.
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Chin up folks. Placing a satellite in the lunar orbit is an extremely difficult maneuver. ISRO has done the near impossible. Yes, a landing would have been an icing on the cake, but then, this is technology, and glitches aren't uncommon. Proud to have lived the moment.
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Men falling sick promptly withdraw from all work, duties & responsibilities & retire to their beds to recover. Women falling sick still have to rise at dawn, pack kids off to school, cook, do the dishes, clean up, and then quietly submit to their husbands' demands for sex. Think.
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Demonetisation was a Jhatka. What’s happening in Kashmir is Halal.
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Unjustified and relentless hate against a leader only solidifies the support base of the leader.
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Lessons of Life : You are taught to constantly search for that ‘pat on the back’.. and spend the rest of your life looking for affirmation from others. How about a pat on the back for you just being you? For their is nothing tougher to achieve .
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Bella@runjhunmehrotra9 Jun 2018
Desi boys are making us proud making movies like Parmanu & Padman while Desi girl is defaming us making shows like Quantico. This is the reason why Indians don’t deserve feminism.
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Bella@runjhunmehrotra21 May 2018
Life often shows us unthinkable. The forever single guy gets married to d most beautiful girl. The duffer of class turns out to be marketing guru & most successful. The topper girl of class gets busy managing her 2 children. Your present is in no way a teller of ur future.
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MJ@malaykj19 May 2018
Boobs are like Dalits. They always crave for attention but can't stand a joke on them.
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Expecting politics without unethical behaviour is like expecting Jalebis without sugar and oil. Theoretically possible, practically does not work. The best we can hope for is nothing illegal. Ethics work on twitter, not in hung houses. – at Raigarh, India
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Rahul Raj@x_rahulraj14 May 2018
Shashi Tharoor is charged with aiding his wife’s suicide in 2014. The assiduous calumny by obstreperous Sanghis under a dour despot is hapless. Tharoor is plucky. His supporters are valiant. They won't be petrified by insidious strafe of licentious gangs. Let it be pellucid.
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Vir Das
@thevirdas12 Apr 2018
This isn't about religion. These aren't proud Hindus or Muslims or any other religion. Religions worship gods. These idiotic bhakts don't worship god...they worship men, power, politics, audiences, control, leaders, parties, flags and slogans. Pretty much everything but God.
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Amit Shah doesn't need to buy legislators with money at all. All he needs is to carry a phone and talk to the CBI loudly while exploring alliance opportunities.
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