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Keep exposing them, I spoke about opposition using international influencers since a lot of Nigerian influencers are working for APC.
I’m glad we are gradually getting there🤭🤭
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In Nigeria, a 26 year old woman, Mary Habila was found naked and dead on the floor of the Minister of works @DaveUmahi house.
No investigations happened and he said the President told him to “carry on.”
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Nigeria's entire 2024 federal budget was ₦28 trillion. Chagoury received 74% of an entire national budget in contracts from one president.
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"when you spoil a woman, she doesn't think you are special, she thinks she is special."
There’s this guy who has been asking my colleague out. He owns a small restaurant on the Island, and every day by 12pm, he sends his dispatch rider to bring lunch for her.
When I say lunch, I don’t mean small chops o. I’m talking correct stir-fry pasta, hot party jollof, sometimes assorted pepper soup with rice, etc. He literally made a food menu for her. So by 11am, she’s already anticipating correct food by 12pm.
One of my colleagues jokingly said, “I hope you’re dating this man o, because he’s really intentional about you.”
This babe opened her mouth and said, “Dating who? I can’t date him o. He’s not my type. I just love the food, so let me keep giving him false hope.”
Yesterday, the man didn’t send lunch, so we were curious. We noticed she kept checking her phone every minute, waiting for the dispatch rider’s call.
By 2pm, she called the man to find out why he hadn’t sent food. The guy told her to give him a response, yes or no, on whether she was going to date him so he could channel his time and attention elsewhere.
This babe started shouting, “So because of your rubbish food that you bring every day, you’re giving me an ultimatum to choose whether I’ll date you or not?”
Before she could complete the sentence, the guy hung up on her. 😂😂😂
Her eyes were looking red. Everybody in the office was just laughing at her.
She thinks she’s Miss Universe. Glad the guy finally knows his worth.
You don’t want to date somebody, but you love eating his food. 😂
My gender!
been very depressed lately negl. my last real win was March this year, ive been living hand to mouth ever since
not putting this out cuz i want your sympathy, i just need to be put on fr, all i ask. if its sth you do that pays you and you dont mind sharing, kindly dm me about it
Elvis retweeted
been very depressed lately negl. my last real win was March this year, ive been living hand to mouth ever since
not putting this out cuz i want your sympathy, i just need to be put on fr, all i ask. if its sth you do that pays you and you dont mind sharing, kindly dm me about it
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1. Bathe with Irish spring (make sure it's between 9-9:30am)
2. Nivea body cream ( focus on just your hands and legs )
3. No dey sleep for anybody house
4. Anything your babe is using, use it behind her back
There you have the 4 greatest secrets.
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i am Paulyne, a lady who doesn’t change her underwear every day, but that’s a nasty habit I don’t want to take accountability for, so I shifted the blame onto men. lmaoooo😅”
This is so daft
Only a very few people in this world get to enter the Kaaba. In case you do not know how great this is for President Tinubu, let me enlighten you a bit.
Entering the inner chambers of the Holy Kaaba is not a tourist activity you can buy with money or political influence. It is a rare, highly exclusive privilege granted only to select global leaders and top dignitaries. It is a great spiritual honor that millions of Muslims can only dream of in their lifetime.
Spiritually, standing inside the Kaaba means you are at the very center of the Islamic world. While every Muslim on earth faces the Kaaba to pray, the person inside can pray facing any direction because they are inside the Qibla itself.
It is a space of profound divine mercy. It is the same spot where Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) prayed upon the conquest of Makkah, making it a sacred ground where supplications are guaranteed for acceptance.
So, if he says he has prayed for Nigeria in such sacred sanctuary, be joyous. That is one of the greatest places on earth for accepted prayers.
However, Nigeria will surely get better with the sincerity of purpose to act on the prayers made. Prayers must be backed by sincere leadership and decisive action.
Allah knows best.
