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The marines couldn’t do what these solidcore girlies can do

Alix Earle in college going to Mardi Gras vs me. So glad my generation was allowed to be ugly 🙏

I know I’ve found peace because every time I open this app I have no idea what anyone is talking about

You know what, I like living in a state completely unprepared for cold weather, I live for the drama

Margot makes me watch “films” and I make Margot watch Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team

2023 trend prediction: castcore (post-gorpcore)

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I can’t wait for the twitter crash hulu documentary to come out

You could tell me I had 30 seconds to get on a plane to evacuate a city under attack if I was wearing jeans, I’d change

I walked outside and thought to myself “wow it’s really starting to feel like fall” it’s 92 degrees out

Forget Taylor Swift they should’ve played Petey Pablo at the end of where the crawdads sing

In the past 10 years I had probably 10 sodas. Now? I don’t mind a little Dr. Pep every now and then….

Sometimes I catch myself saying the most corporate ass tech shit i swear to god

This is what I look like, professionally

1 year and no ring…. someone revoke her lesbian card

My waxer ripping hundreds of hair off my labia then asking me how long I’ve been in Austin is what i can only assume is what it’s like making it to Da’Bomb on Hot Ones