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@internetoftangs

capricorn for hire

 austin tx baby
Joined May 2011
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The atmosphere in Chapel Hill is electric today. Everyone out and about, wearing UNC gear, getting ready for tonight Meanwhile, in Carrboro… the game may come up as a topic of conversation at the Farmers Market. In between questions about the price of bok choy, of course 😂🤣
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I wish I was getting blasted off margaritas at the survivor heroes versus villains Outback Steakhouse reward rn
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It’s ok to not have an artistic pursuit btw. It’s ok to just like be in HR and hang out
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Why the fuck arugula got that much mfkin twang to it??
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My girlfriend is so hot send tweet
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.@tonyhawk come hit the slappy curb at sleep inn
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i’ve skated a hip all of three times so i’m rly proud
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a year on estrogen and all i got was A cup boobs and a fear of needles
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i love having a gf im gonna marry
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girldick literally has magic power
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mr. and mrs. potato head getting ready to go out for halloweekend
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move over strobeck my girlfriend just filmed the intro to stallion with a 10 second lesson on how he films
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is this too crazy for main??? look at these jeans on me
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RT if Drumstick is your favorite snack.
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I’m literally in my male comedian era (somehow have gorgeous gf)
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“periods aren’t gross!” yes they are. have you ever had one. disgusting experience.
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Last night’s sunset and moonrise in Austin, Texas
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my girlfriend does more dismantling of the patriarchy by simply fucking me in the ass and not wearing it on a bib
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“If someone doesn’t know what this means, you’re gonna have to look it up” — Cara Delevingne #MetGala thecut.io/3liUJn2
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