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Hell of a day
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Diggs - let’s not spin the ball when you don’t get the first down
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Offense looks half decent when they don’t force the run
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Blough should stop running on 1st down. It doesn’t work. At all. Ever. Stop it. Stop it now.
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I hate our offensive line more than anyone has ever hated an offensive line
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Gotta be a 3rd round fantasy pick or better to wear flashy jewelry as a wide receiver.
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Chig should have 10 targets a game
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Nicki got a TON of heat for this. She is now the author of back-to-back correct takes ahead of the past 2 seasons. '25: "Yikes, they have problems and they need to fix these quickly because time's running out" '26: this tweet. 2-2 on her read of our #Commanders. #RaiseHail
This is the worst I’ve ever seen the Commanders’ offense in years. Inoperable offensive line.
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Kirk might win a Super Bowl with that defense. Or lose the first playoff game.
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I’m watching the Brad Pitt dog movie and idk why he made this but ok
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So why would Philly not trade Saquon?
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It is very embarrassing that 3 years into a new regime, there isn’t a single player (outside your qb) that is worth even a 2nd round pick
I’ve heard from lots of Commanders fans saying WSH has nothing to trade. I think that’s false. 1) Obviously they aren’t going to be able to get first round picks back. That isn’t a pre-requisite to a deal. 2) What I’m talking about is getting what you can. Adding whatever late round picks you can if that’s what is offered. Theres no reason not to. 4) A talented pass rusher like K’Lavon Chaisson would have suitors. Dealing him would mean more playing time for rookie Joshua Josephs. Why not get a pick for him? 5) Several teams need WR help. Stefon Diggs wouldn’t make the Rams or the Chiefs better? He might immediately be the best WR on the 49ers other than Mike Evans. If you can get a pick for him before he hits the market, why wouldn’t you? Nobody is suggesting the Commanders are going to load up on Top-75 picks. But the more draft picks you have —even in the fifth and sixth round — the better. Frankly, the higher they pick in round one the better. Moving some veterans and evaluating some kids is a win-win.
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Me: I wonder why this country has so many fixable problems People running the country:
Senator Mitch McConnell reacts to the midterm election results.
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Every single one of Caleb Williams’ teammates is better than any of Jayden’s. It isn’t fair.
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Peters will pick the next coach and be under pressure to win immediately. This will ruin Jayden’s entire career smh.
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eeessahhh retweeted
As Chicago, New England & Denver feast with 2024 NFL Draft QBs on rookie deals... Washington with Jayden Daniels on a rookie contract: 2024: renaissance season 2025: injury-ravaged season with a disturbing amount of blowout losses 2026: the season is wasting away Not ideal.
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WSH decided to punt to LAR from the LAR 40* on 4th & 6* with 8:21 remaining in the 4th while losing 13 to 20. With a Surrender Index of 123.03, this punt ranks at the 100th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 99.9th percentile of all punts since 1999.
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Jayden not good enough today either
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David Blough isn’t good enough sorry
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Blough’s calls suck. Runs on every first down. Zero shots.
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This offense sucks
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