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Nicki got a TON of heat for this. She is now the author of back-to-back correct takes ahead of the past 2 seasons. '25: "Yikes, they have problems and they need to fix these quickly because time's running out" '26: this tweet. 2-2 on her read of our #Commanders. #RaiseHail
Nicki Jhabvala (@NickiJhabvala) profile pictureNicki Jhabvala
@NickiJhabvalaAug 26
This is the worst I’ve ever seen the Commanders’ offense in years. Inoperable offensive line.
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Al Galdi (@AlGaldi) profile picture
Al Galdi@AlGaldiNov 8
As Chicago, New England & Denver feast with 2024 NFL Draft QBs on rookie deals... Washington with Jayden Daniels on a rookie contract: 2024: renaissance season 2025: injury-ravaged season with a disturbing amount of blowout losses 2026: the season is wasting away Not ideal.
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WSH decided to punt to LAR from the LAR 40* on 4th & 6* with 8:21 remaining in the 4th while losing 13 to 20. With a Surrender Index of 123.03, this punt ranks at the 100th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 99.9th percentile of all punts since 1999.
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RIP Demon
Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@VarietyOct 29
Patrick Stewart, who will be remembered most for his roles as Captain Jean-Luc Picard on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” and as Professor Charles Xavier in the “X-Men” films, has died at 86. variety.com/2026/tv/news/pat…
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Everyone on this list has played 6 games.except Jayden Daniels..... who has played 3 and a half
NFL Researcher (@NFL_Researcher) profile pictureNFL Researcher
@NFL_ResearcherOct 22
Most total 1st downs or TD in the 4th quarter of one-score games this season: 1. Josh Allen – 25 2. Matthew Stafford – 24 3. Deshaun Watson – 21 4. Tyler Shough – 20 5. Jayden Daniels – 17 5. C.J. Stroud – 17 5. Aaron Rodgers - 17
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Ryan Fowler
@_RyanFowler_Oct 20
Commanders spread it out and allowed Jayden Daniels to win with his arm/legs down the field the entire 2nd half but run a draw to Jeremy McNichols on 3-3 in the red zone, taking the ball out of their best players hands when it mattered most. Head scratcher.
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Nick Kerns@nicktkernsOct 20
Chris Paul fucked this team with that idiotic penalty. McNichols had 6!
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JP Finlay
@JPFinlayNBCSOct 11
Up 2 scores in 4th quarter. Blow it. Gifted a missed FG. Gifted a fumble. Convert nothing. Tie that feels like an awful loss
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JP Finlay
@JPFinlayNBCSOct 11
Plenty of people to blame but clock management ultimately lands on the head coach. Abysmal performance from Dan Quinn
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Captain YUMA@yumaboomaOct 8
Every new picture I see from the oval office just looks like this
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Dave@goins_davidOct 4
Refs spotting William's break free in the London game #commanders all game these refs were on one
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🚨 CRAZY STAT: The @Commanders are 4-0 in Home Openers since Dan Snyder sold the team!
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Keim said on his latest pod that JD addressed the team for a few minutes to update them on where he's at and after he told them he'd be back and all apparently everyone went crazy They love that man and he is a leader of this team. I love it #RaiseHail
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Jarvis
@jarvis_bestSep 23
Me trying to make friends with my Uber driver after throwing up 14 drinks in his car:
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steve@AirRaidGuySep 21
If you bought season tickets after the NFC championship, you’ve only seen Daniels for 2.5 games. Price increase.
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Roman 👑
@rome_nolimitsSep 21
Nick Cross and Chig never missed a game in their NFL tenure until they got to Washington…. DC is CURSED.
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This should be the standard camera angle for NFL games. Who decided seeing what’s happening downfield isn’t important to a football game?
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Al Galdi@AlGaldiSep 14
Week 1 in 2022: Washington won. Finished 8-8-1. Week 1 in 2023: Washington won. Finished 4-13 Week 1 in 2024: Washington lost. Finished 12-5. Week 1 in 2025: Washington won. Finished 5-12. Few things are as misleading as Week 1 results.
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Cousin Sal
@TheCousinSalSep 10
The Pats were in unfamiliar territory there for a few minutes playing against a starting QB. Glad to see everything’s status quo.
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Best impression ever.
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