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michael allen 🧀

@itsmichaelp

only 1’2” short of being LeBron | multi-faceted enjoyer of too much | @Packers @SacramentoKings @Bucks

 he/him | 27 | WI ➡️ CA
Joined July 2021
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Fire Lombardi@FireLombardi16h
This game has everything: opening kickoff fumbles, missed extra points, baseball players doing Lambeau leaps,, ambulance rides, unidentified drone activity …
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OberSports 🏆 (@obersports) profile pictureOberSports 🏆@obersports17h
There’s an unidentified drone at Lambeau???????
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for those who have bought away Packers tickets before, when would be best to buy them? closer to game day? i’m thinking about going to LA (I need time away) and am considering going to that game later next month
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Fractured Badger 🍑@FracturedBadger18h
Im an ass man but damn the Packers need more work with the Jugs
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just had one of the worst months of my life Brewers World Series win did nothing for me, :) the Packers won tn i’ve truly never felt more at rock bottom when even sports don’t move me don’t be afraid to tell the ppl you love that you love them, we live too much life to not to
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It is worth mentioning that the woman he abused tweeted that he wrote his apology letter with ChatGPT. He does not care
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@NFLHateMemes17h
Josh Jacobs just did a handcuffs celebration after being arrested for beating his girlfriend Omg 😬😬
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ugh why did the crowd have to chant about the fuckin Bears man they aren’t even thereee its dumbbb
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Christian Watson getting 100 yards and then going to the hospital and coming back onto the field is insane by the way Hopped out the ambulance pads on and all
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Gary Treeman@PurpyNFL18h
Wisconsin beef and cheese is gonna fuckin kill Harrison Mevis
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we’ve BEEN talking about how Green Bay leads the league in drops already
KahleighComedy (@BigJunieKC) profile pictureKahleighComedy@BigJunieKC21h
If Jordan love don’t go off tonight against this bad defense and young secondary…. It might be time to have that conversation
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ro🫧@silovspartyOct 29
wearing a team jersey while watching the game on my laptop at home alone
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trap dad
@dude_gangOct 28
they threw a flag on me for unnecessary toughness
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James
@iKezimsOct 29
Now that the MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPS let’s FUCKING KILL LIBERTY BIBERTY.
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dawg you could show up wearing whatever the hell you want in Lambeau, 99.6% of the people there won’t care
Nado 🌪️ (@SandblasterSzn) profile pictureNado 🌪️
@SandblasterSznOct 28
NFL Teams Ranked by How Safe I’d Feel Wearing the Opponent’s Jersey in Their Stadium
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Green Bay Packers
@packersOct 29
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
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Jarrett Bailey
@JBaileyNFLOct 28
The Chiefs would sign Osama Bin Laden if he ran a 4.3
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Gary Treeman@PurpyNFLOct 28
If sports related tweet violence was a legitimate safety concern then every NFL cornerback would need their own secret service
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@AggiesRecruitExOct 27
"I have no idea why Pat McAfee would be concerned for his own safety."
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accidentally hit a squirrel today and i feel awful. ultimately hilarious that this is the first thing i thought of though
Blake Griffin (@blakegriffin23) profile pictureBlake Griffin
@blakegriffin2315 Aug 2011
Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.
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ay man you’re making us look embarrassing
Chicago Cheesehead🧀 (@Packermomo17) profile pictureChicago Cheesehead🧀
@Packermomo17Oct 26
The Detroit Lions are genuinely a poverty organization. The city of Detroit is poverty in every way imaginable. Their fans are lame. Amon Ra St Bitchboy is a cuck. Detroit ain’t shit. Congrats on your Super Bowl win against us. Please thank the refs for their services.
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bad personal day, Packers loss, save me Spider-Man media consumption
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