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Joined March 2009
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One time this guy saw my Pallbearer shirt and was like “do you really listen to them?” and I said “no I just really love funerals” and he believed me
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A message from the family of Dolly Parton.
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Wake up babe it's market manipulation Monday
🚨 U.S. OFFICIAL: 45‑DAY IRAN CEASEFIRE PLAN STILL JUST AN IDEA A White House official told an Axios reporter that the proposed 45‑day ceasefire between the U.S. and Iran is “one of many ideas” being discussed and that the president has not signed off on it.”
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Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine showed up to protest in Minneapolis. “I don’t live here. I’m an outside agitator. I’ve come to stir up trouble. We are here to stir up as much trouble as we can because we care about this country, democracy, freedom and to oppose tyranny, racism and the incredibly horrible state terror that the Trump administration is inflicting on our country.”
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LMAO they got ICE piñatas
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Tonight @RepDonBacon debased and humiliated himself by putting loyalty to one man above the security and interests of his country, voting to gut Medicaid to pay for more tax cuts for the rich.
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hide your cats hide your dogs
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Jon Favreau says The Mandalorian & Grogu just started filming a few weeks ago #D23
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The way she just secured the millennial vote
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What happened to “any time, any place”?
Trump camp says he's backing out of the debates
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Replying to @Swifties4Hope
@Swifties4Kamala new bracelet idea💙💙💙💙
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Trump: Kamala Harris shouldn't even be allowed to run for president. She's committing crimes.
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fellas is it gay if my baby bag isn’t army
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Another angle of @thizzl_’s violent arrest for the crime of filming cop violence. The cop on his neck is Wang 50-a.org/officer/XE89
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🚨 #BREAKING: MASS DESTRUCTION REPORTED AS TORNADOS RIP THROUGH NEBRASKA This is horrifying stuff to watch. From the Omaha, NE Emergency Dispatch: “Chief, we have 30-40 houses gone. We need mass casualty resources.” As of now, there have been at LEAST 28 touchdowns across multiple states, with some of the most devastating being in Nebraska These tornados could be among the largest we’ve seen in quite a long time. – at Austin, TX
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One of the absolute best conversations I’ve ever read on this website.
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No consequences for reading aloud a graphic rape scene with a fellow senator’s name. None. The Nebraska Legislature is the most public workspace in our state. To allow this to go unchecked is absurd. Nebraskans deserve so much better.
Replying to @NebraskaMegan
Here’s the full video. I hate sharing it but it’s part of the public record and people ought to see what the fuck goin on in their Legislature. #NELeg
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The problem isn’t that graphic language exists in books. The problem isn’t that rape survivors have written about their experiences. The problem is standing on a platform as a state senator, and fixing your mouth to tell one of your colleagues to give you a blow job.
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$100 for each duck. $25 for the gay one nitter.gq/Yoda4ever/status/17568…
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I am writing to you under the Freedom of Information Act 2000 to ask if u are mad at me
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