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For a Pessimist, I’m Pretty Optimistic.

Joined September 2019
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POV A Good Boye Is Happy To See You!
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Zazzy 🔮🃏 ꒰VFOOL꒱ 🎭 (@ZazzyVT) profile picture
Zazzy 🔮🃏 ꒰VFOOL꒱ 🎭@ZazzyVTNov 7
the way I CACKLED when it turned around 😭 I was so caught off guard lmao
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile pictureMassimo
@Rainmaker1973Nov 6
The distinctive appearance of a Capuchinbird (Perissocephalus tricolor)
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OpTic (@OpTic) profile picture
OpTic
@OpTic8h
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❀Mumu The Menace❀ (@hottiebootcamp) profile picture
❀Mumu The Menace❀@hottiebootcampNov 7
CHARGES PRESSED!!!
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❀Mumu The Menace❀ (@hottiebootcamp) profile picture❀Mumu The Menace❀@hottiebootcampNov 4
Excuse me???
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Dolo 👁‍🗨 (@e38) profile pictureDolo 👁‍🗨
@e38Nov 7
Still wanna shóøt my gay cousin for saying “It’s giving trade boots.” To a picture of me with boots on. I thought homie was telling me I look like a man that’s in a trade, maybe an electrician of some sort
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yes, to put together and pray.
b (@spaceinshadows) profile pictureb@spaceinshadowsNov 7
I got 2 hands for a reason
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Lil Woadie (@iHateYeahTeriq) profile picture
Lil Woadie
@iHateYeahTeriqNov 6
Male loneliness shit cant be real if bitches consensually fuckin “Jey The Villain”
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Elizabeth! (@InstantSunrise) profile picture
Elizabeth!@InstantSunriseNov 6
Charlie Kirk once said that Texas would never turn blue in his lifetime. And what do you know, he was right.
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we’re gonna make him smoke CRACK
Herbo (@ManLikeGinola) profile pictureHerbo@ManLikeGinolaNov 6
We’re gonna make the Nuremberg trials look like Judge Joe Mathis when it comes to this bald fuck
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one time he ate all the ice out my sprite and sealed da cup back up with an Avengers End Game sticker smfh
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@ClubAnttNov 6
I gotta get in that chat every time he deliver to report missing items smh
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get this bald BITCH off my screen, me and @ManLikeGinola gonna hold him down and slap the fuck out the top of his head
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsNov 6
Stephen Miller says that the Trump administration is 'actively looking at' suspending habeas corpus, the constitutional right to challenge unlawful detention
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a May 2025 clip. Stephen Miller said the Trump administration was actively looking at suspending habeas corpus. Reports indicate the proposal was seriously debated but White House lawyers advised it requires Congressional action. No suspension has occurred. reason.com/2026/06/17/the… washingtonexaminer.com/news/justice/3… dailycaller.com/2025/05/09/ste…
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JK (@GRAVEHOPP187) profile picture
JK@GRAVEHOPP187Nov 6
Nigga got a box of pico de gallo
🐀 brass 🐀 (@PUNlSHEDGHERKIN) profile picture🐀 brass 🐀@PUNlSHEDGHERKINNov 4
crushed a classic nyc pie
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you gotta watch cuz dat nigga be stealin fries man
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@ClubAnttNov 6
Me every time @UnkLeek_ my DoorDasher smh
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mike (@painbuiltt) profile picture
mike
@painbuilttNov 6
the Strange Rover
Pa Derry drives (@PaDerrydrives) profile picturePa Derry drives@PaDerrydrivesNov 5
Damnnn, They come like this now? KIA doing some crazy stuff recently 🤯.
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grand opening, grand closing 🤣🤣🤣
Bask (@baskgod) profile pictureBask
@baskgodNov 6
Replying to @baskgod
Why did she look this nigga up in front of me dawg
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dis finna be you workin the drive thru tonight ctfu
Amish John (@UnkLeek_) profile pictureAmish John
@UnkLeek_Nov 6
Since nobody paying attention I’m about to make Sloppy Joe lol
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Pittsburgh Steelers (@steelers) profile picture
Pittsburgh Steelers
@steelersNov 6
SACKSBURGH
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B-Wall (@BWall) profile picture
B-Wall
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SFdata9ers🏈📊 (@sfdata9ers) profile pictureSFdata9ers🏈📊
@sfdata9ersNov 4
Expected Points lost through Drops Data: @FTNFantasy
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Democrats Deliver (@DemzDeliver) profile picture
Democrats Deliver
@DemzDeliverNov 6
🚨 BREAKING: Texas Governor-Elect Gina Hinojosa requests pause on selling state land to Elon Musk.
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 (@himbopresident) profile picture
Himbo President 🇵🇸@himbopresidentNov 5
There's a lot of energy and excitement within the party right now and basically none of it can be attributed to or harnessed by anyone associated with the 2018-24 era. People like Newsom, Buttigieg, and Harris just feel like yesterday's news.
Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 (@nikicaga) profile pictureNikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸
@nikicagaNov 5
Oddly, I think one of the biggest losers on the Dem side last night was Pete Buttigieg If he wants to run for president, he'd have wanted a poor Dem night after which they look back to old stars, not a historical win that creates new ones with much stronger electoral records
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caitlin@caitalopramNov 5
let’s put greg abbott in here
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