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Ivan Garcia

@ivaninspace

Standup Comedian

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Joined November 2010
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XY📿*@Amakundi001May 2
I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me
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“Music has the power to make me feel good like nothing else does. It gives me some peace for a while. Takes me back to who I really am.” — Gil Scott-Heron
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soli
@solisolsoliApr 23
The Sandman, 1966, by Salvador DalĂ­
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Gil Scott-Heron’s “The Bottle” — a groove you move to, and a story you can’t ignore.
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lil duval
@lilduval11 Dec 2025
Whoever invented the chocolate chip cookie snapped
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“There's a category for me. I like to be referred to as a good singer of good songs in good taste.” — Sarah Vaughan
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Weed Porn
@WeedPorns7 Dec 2025
When someone asks what it was like smoking blue dream with your homies back in 2013
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Listening to “Your Top Songs 2025” and thinking “Wow these are bangers”
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Gatari@karimigatari29 Nov 2025
So true!! X sounds slutty
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@ivaninspace27 Nov 2025
Replying to @CreeCoder
I still call it twitter. When I say X, people think I’m talking about porn 😂
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Bill Maher
@billmaher22 Nov 2025
Trump said to Mamdani today, "I don't understand Islam. Why wait for the afterlife to enjoy the 72 virgins? That's what Jeffrey Epsteins are for on Earth."

Muslim Week at the White House

HBO Real Time Nov. 21, 2026

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this the funniest thing I’ve read 😂
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Gil Scott-Heron and Brian Jackson performing "A Lovely Day" live on BBC, 1976.
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liminal
@Liminal198826 Nov 2024
Temporary
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Faco!
@Itsfaco13 Sep 2024
On the air til Noon O’clock SPONTANEOUS INNUENDOS #Radio #SanFrancisco radiovalencia.fm
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mark normand
@marknorm29 May 2024
There’s a direct correlation between how much I like a guy and how little he celebrates his birthday
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‘Live Today’ is out now! Check out the official live video ☄️ youtu.be/wa6GlfiIZyE?si=JrFH…
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I overthink therefore I over am.
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4/20 is exactly 69 days away from today
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Rules of scientist’s life: 1. See failure as a beginning, not an end. 2. Never stop learning. 3. Assume nothing, question everything. 4. Teach others what you know. 5. Analyze objectively. 6. Practice humility. 7. Respect constructive criticism. 8. Give credit where it’s due. 9. Take initiative. 10. Ask the tough questions early. 11. Love what you do or leave.
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