@jack_vening

Honourable man sick from microwave. Small Town Grievances: https://xitter.cf/t.co/iFEgxCyY2w

 Melbourne
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Joined October 2009
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(Logging in after many months and walking around reverently with my hands in my pockets) Heh, this place hasn't changed at all has it. Wow. (Clearly wandering in the direction of where all the pornography is) Wow wow wow.
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Yes. I tried to pull the push door. I'm sorry I read the word "pull" written on the other side. Sorry I see things before they matter, and not to mention can read a word fucking backwards basically like it's nothing. But I guess that's still not enough for your Man Crush Monday..
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ringworm@prawn_meat11 Sep 2025
(abruptly snapping into my new character, guy who lights his whole house with phone torches) honey we have got to get another phone for the guest room. i can't see shit in there
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Never appreciated how much Little Golden Books was just Fortnite
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People do those "now watching" posts because they know I like them to check in about what they're doing or I think they've off getting drowned
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For me it's everyone assuming that there must be something seriously wrong with me for liking this kind of stuff. If only they realised the worlf is ever more frightening.
Miss Night Demonz@missnightdemonz24 Aug 2025
Whats your least favorite part about being a horror fan?
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World* sorry
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pleased to learn about the NZ government's Fog Cannon Subsidy Scheme
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Kicked out of the sherpa fantasy league chat for pointing out the insane levels of Tenzing Norgay glazing
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(trying to connect with my friend's sober new boyfriend by texting him a picture of a beer) If youre ever interested in checking one of these out hit me up dude, I know what kind of stores you get them from. Id say the taste is interesting but not good.
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ChatGPT show me internet content for today. ChatGPT: Categories: Amazing, Interesting, Mildly Interesting, Great, Meme, Meme ChatGPT: Has Pet Rock. It Runs Away. Love, Bad Luck Brian Hahaha. Thank you I love you. I needed that pick me up. I love you. ChatGPT: I love you.
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She's got the mushroom guilties (murmuring of gathered crowd intensifies) She's got the mushroom guilties!
10 News
@10NewsAU7 Jul 2025
#BREAKING: Erin Patterson has been found guilty of murder over the deadly mushroom lunch that killed three of her in-laws and poisoned a fourth. The jury unanimously convicted the Leongatha woman after 10 weeks of emotional evidence and deliberations. She now faces a life sentence. More to come.
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If Villeneuve were serious about making a bold new Bond he would cast me and my beautiful girlfriend as the leads and he would base the plot around the wonderful tale of our real life love
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Ignoring their deranged posting for a moment, "CheesedOffBrit" must be an insanely good get for a British person. Must have felt like winning the lottery.
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[walking into a coffee shop with a phone that looks homemade]: Hey sorry do you have a Samuels Incredible Phone charger?
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yeah thanks for the rec, I'll definitely watch something called "The Terror". Hey quick question, is that the name of one of the good emotions?
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It would be disappointing if Tom Cruise survived all those stunts only to die getting sucked up into bathroom hand dryer
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C'mon
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@nearcyan24 May 2025
a really crazy experience for me was when i realized most people can't think of second order effects unconsciously, their reasoning just stops after one cause+effect in their head unless they sit down and force it to continue. when i realized this so much of the world made sense
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Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything? My friends:
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