Sharing a life with @cstanderfer & @mayalauterback

Richmond, Virginia
Joined June 2009
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𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗞𝗘𝗥. 🔵 4-1 ⚫️ #ManCity
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Imagine being this cool
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They look like villains who would try to buy Paddington for a zoo
Imagine looking this good in 70% humidity.
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she meant fritos. i'm gonna pass out.
wife said she she only likes "the plain doritos" and i said Do you mean nacho cheese or cool ranch? and she said Just the plain ones and i said Do you mean tostitos? and she said No i mean plain doritos. what is happening. what is going on.
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Man City players the morning after, leaving team hotel Sunday morning to head back home. Sunglasses doing a lot of work here. Ederson with the roadie. Goalkeepers are just different. 🕶🧤🏆
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the noise i let out when the camera turned-
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If You Never Slow Down, You Never Grow Old! WOOOOO!
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shakira:
Shakira deduced Piqué was cheating on her after she returned from traveling to find that her strawberry jam was eaten. Piqué has never eaten jam in his life.
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The Macho Man with some unexpected words of wisdom for us all to remember in the New Year. A goddamn American legend. xitter.cf/Todd_Spence/status/155…
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In honour of Christine McVie, here is the perfect Fleetwood Mac joke from Flight of the Conchords. – at Toronto, Ontario
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“Hey, hey, hey, hey, watch the leather, man …”
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I am utterly shattered to hear this terrible news about my Ray. I can be anywhere in the world & people will come up & tell me their favorite movie is Goodfellas. Then they always ask what was the best part of making that movie. My response has always been the same…Ray Liotta.
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The date 5/24 each year was great for @jackgoesforth & myself in the 2010’s. We bled and sweat ChaChas & Nawlins colors… actually Rumple & Bold Rock.
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Saint Peter's guard Doug Edert has signed an NIL deal with Buffalo Wild Wings 🍗
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End. This guy walked up to me and wanted to share a message with y’all.
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went and translated that zelensky selfie video from the streets of kyiv, just to know what he was actually saying in response to the russian reports that he had fled -- so here it is for the rest of you, plus this music naturally felt right. enjoy.
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Gonna tell my kids this was Uncle Junior
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Love this 😂
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