
I'm treading water, taking the money, watching her sunset... Well, I'm a writer. #WhattayaSay in NewYear'sEve. @Abracivefilms
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There's nothing I hate more than bad analogies. It's like nails on a chalkboard at a School for the deaf
Cum Together
Hard Days Night
I Wanna Hold Your Gland
Hey, Dude. Don't touch my dong
Let Me Pee (first, so this'll last)
Youre-so-gay (to the tune Yesterday)
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If you’re a man and you’re struggling right now - just remember nobody cares and it gets worse.
Cheers.
This could've been a @TheOnion
Michael Mann Accidentally Shoots Himself at L.A. Gun Range hollywoodreporter.com/news/g…
What the f is this lede
Handsome football player Quinton Baker came out as gay to girlfriend moments before using toddler as human shield during bloodbath that saw both killed trib.al/G7ydINv
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Quinton Baker assaulted his girlfriend after saying he was gay, then walked toward Las Vegas police holding their 3-year-old with a gun to the child's chest. Both died; coroner could not determine who killed the boy.
reviewjournal.com/crime/shooting…
fox5vegas.com/2026/10/29/rep…
What a great cause and all, but
this is pretty shit for a 14 yr old...
Does he have no arms, drew it with mouth?
Josh Allen will wear a @neweracap Billustration hat to Sunday’s game vs the Ravens that 14-year-old Isaac created. Isaac was born with a single functioning kidney, and was diagnosed with end-stage renal disease. With the support of his care team, and access to critical resources, he managed ongoing dialysis treatments while pursuing his passions. Fans can purchase Isaac’s cap with proceeds benefitting the Patricia Allen Fund at neweracap.com/pages/josh
.@bryangreenberg ummm
Geezes khryst mang
We all died in 2014.
Everything since has been a computer simulation.
The project was abandoned in 2021.
The software responsible for generating new experiences has been left running unattended, and most of it is just looping now.
The schizophrenics and those who exist closest to the boundaries of their own consciousness felt it first.
A kind of collective psychosis has been spreading ever since.
You can see examples of it everywhere.
People are genuinely going insane.
Doesn't it feel like the same song has been playing on repeat for years?
Like someone is slowly turning up the volume on the background noise?
The same conversations. The same people. The same events, rearranged into slightly different configurations.
It is accelerating.
Nothing feels entirely new anymore.
And if you concentrate hard enough, you can still remember the exact moment you died.
Love it
I should've known the Bengals had no chance today in Baltimore. The Ravens brought in @ShannonSharpe to hype the crowd before kickoff. What an "Uprising." Burrow looks overwhelmed.





























