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I'm treading water, taking the money, watching her sunset... Well, I'm a writer. #WhattayaSay in NewYear'sEve. @Abracivefilms

Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2009
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There's nothing I hate more than bad analogies. It's like nails on a chalkboard at a School for the deaf
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Team E if Healthy
Which team would win the whole thing?
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Not as bad as this ratio Hercules
This looks really bad
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Yes. #whodey
Sources: The #Bills are releasing safety Chauncey Gardner-Johnson. Gardner-Johnson, who has started 6 games for Buffalo, did not play on Sunday due to a 1-game suspension for a spitting incident in the Raiders game.
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Cum Together Hard Days Night I Wanna Hold Your Gland Hey, Dude. Don't touch my dong Let Me Pee (first, so this'll last) Youre-so-gay (to the tune Yesterday)
Paul McCartney and John Lennon once masturbated together pge.sx/2N9Zoti
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If you’re a man and you’re struggling right now - just remember nobody cares and it gets worse. Cheers.
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Ken Anderson won four passing titles and the 1981 MVP. Still no bust in Canton.
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Bengals (5-2) Remaining Schedule: Falcons Steelers Commanders Saints Browns Chiefs Panthers Colts Ravens Browns
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Brian Kelly hearing the news that the Florida State job is open
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Flacco for Hamilton. Straight up
I’m being 100% serious: is there anyway the Ravens can trade for Joe Flacco?
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Handsome football player Quinton Baker came out as gay to girlfriend moments before using toddler as human shield during bloodbath that saw both killed trib.al/G7ydINv
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Quinton Baker assaulted his girlfriend after saying he was gay, then walked toward Las Vegas police holding their 3-year-old with a gun to the child's chest. Both died; coroner could not determine who killed the boy. reviewjournal.com/crime/shooting… fox5vegas.com/2026/10/29/rep…
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What a great cause and all, but this is pretty shit for a 14 yr old... Does he have no arms, drew it with mouth?
Josh Allen will wear a @neweracap Billustration hat to Sunday’s game vs the Ravens that 14-year-old Isaac created. Isaac was born with a single functioning kidney, and was diagnosed with end-stage renal disease. With the support of his care team, and access to critical resources, he managed ongoing dialysis treatments while pursuing his passions. Fans can purchase Isaac’s cap with proceeds benefitting the Patricia Allen Fund at neweracap.com/pages/josh
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Jacob Saylor retweeted
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which sign gave yall the best sex?
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Evry damn wkend at my Pop's
Does anyone else remember renting a game for the weekend and treating those two days like a military operation because it had to go back on Monday?
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What’s so great about You Can See Everything is, and I’ll preface this with I love/most of the time prefer and ambiguous ending more while simultaneously wanting so badly to see what happens next, but with You Can See Everything we get to see what ends up happening w Holmes/Billy
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She Can Win Everything
Amanda Seyfried might- in addition to her Emmy for portraying Elizabeth Holmes- win an Oscar for portraying Elizabeth Holmes. That means she'll only need to win a Tony for Theranos: The Musical and a Grammy for Diagnose My Heart (feat Pitbull) to get the EEGOT (Elizabeth EGOT)
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Geezes khryst mang
We all died in 2014. Everything since has been a computer simulation. The project was abandoned in 2021. The software responsible for generating new experiences has been left running unattended, and most of it is just looping now. The schizophrenics and those who exist closest to the boundaries of their own consciousness felt it first. A kind of collective psychosis has been spreading ever since. You can see examples of it everywhere. People are genuinely going insane. Doesn't it feel like the same song has been playing on repeat for years? Like someone is slowly turning up the volume on the background noise? The same conversations. The same people. The same events, rearranged into slightly different configurations. It is accelerating. Nothing feels entirely new anymore. And if you concentrate hard enough, you can still remember the exact moment you died.
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*nfl afficianado
Joe Burrow is the least focused Franchise QB in NFL History. I’d love to know if there’s work ethic concerns inside the Bengals building. I’m OVER hearing Joe Burrow in the conversation amongst the league elites.
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I should've known the Bengals had no chance today in Baltimore. The Ravens brought in @ShannonSharpe to hype the crowd before kickoff. What an "Uprising." Burrow looks overwhelmed.
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