I'm treading water, taking the money, watching her sunset... Well, I'm a writer. #WhattayaSay in NewYear'sEve. @Abracivefilms
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Joined August 2009
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Today I turn 88…I’ve seen some serious shit. The most serious of it all is love. I love my family, my friends, and my wonderful fans. The power of love remains.
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I just learned today that they gotta jerk off down syndrome people at least once a week cuz they get aggressive otherwise usually it's a nurse but they have specialized tools for them to use
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No standard medical practice requires nurses to masturbate people with Down syndrome weekly to prevent aggression. Care teaches privacy and independent self-management. Adaptive tools mainly help physical disabilities.
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Luka Doncic bought a full page ad on the LA Times and sent the following message to Lakers fans ahead of opening night:
“DEAR LA, Tonight we start our run for a championship.”
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Deshaun Watson tonight after leading the Browns to a 4-2 record and 1st place in the AFC North
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朝鲜劳动党总书记、朝鲜最高元首金正恩近日逝于北京，据报道金正恩突发严重脑溢血被紧急送往北京协和就医，医治无效身亡，目前正在秘密运回朝鲜密不发丧，北京方面全程配合保密。
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金正恩10月中旬仍公开出席北韩国防革命博物馆开幕式等活动，近期并无去世或北京就医报道。该帖称其因脑溢血在北京逝世缺乏依据。
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Dodgers Announce Purchase Of Milwaukee Brewers buff.ly/jsFEx7V
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Kelly Clarkson has our gift shop employee at gun point and will not leave until we sell her our animatronic pterodactyl
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Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug trib.al/J1D5jaQ
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Today is a new day for @Skydance, and I'm incredibly grateful to everyone who helped get us here. It's a big day, and we're just getting started. Let's go! skydance.com/news/press/para…
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They were surprised to learn that there was no life saving equipment in the… EXECUTION ROOM
There was no medical oxygen or mask in the execution chamber where Tennessee tried and failed to kill convicted murderer Christa Pike, which meant staff had to go and get it when things went wrong, according to a source who witnessed what happened. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/-me…
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NAOMI KLIEIN to SAM ALTMAN:
"...you ingested the entire written output of human civilization without consent, without compensation and without credit to build a system whose primary commercial application is eliminating the jobs of the people whose work you consumed.
You are not 'liberating human creativity' -- you are strip-mining it and selling it back at a markup while calling the theft 'training data'."
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*world where Scott and Chris Hansen swapped jobs*
Scott: “And we will cut to our Fresno sting house as a predator has just now arrived an- HE’S MAKING A RUN FOR IT AAAND TACKLED FROM BEHIND”
Chris: “What kind of sick, depraved man… reaches for the pylon… at the goal line?”
