Hearts are just bookmarks. They don't mean I like/agree with a tweet. There are times when Twitter makes me want to reach for the sick bucket!
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Phil Davison 🇪🇺🕷️ retweeted
Someone in Broadstairs in Kent has done this.
Whoever they are, I want to marry them.
Phil Davison 🇪🇺🕷️ retweeted
Translation: I couldn’t be arsed to attend for prayers, so lost my right to that place; I thought I could just waltz in hours later because I’m an entitled prick: there was plenty of space but I prefer to play the victim and find a way to make Budget Day all about me.
Phil Davison 🇪🇺🕷️ retweeted
Tommy Robinson sent a letter to himself, he meant to log out and send it from a different account.
But he didn't.
Don't RT 🤣
Phil Davison 🇪🇺🕷️ retweeted
Tomorrow, when you see the front pages of the right-wing press telling you how dreadful the budget was, remember their track record.
Also remember that right-wingers won’t ever be happy with any budget that doesn’t push down on those at the bottom to benefit those at the top.
Phil Davison 🇪🇺🕷️ retweeted
Which of Stephen Yaxley-Lennon's numerous convictions (listed below) do you object to? On what basis?
2005: Convicted of assaulting an off-duty police officer; sentenced to 12 months in prison.
2011 (May): Convicted for leading a street brawl; given a 12-month community order with 150 hours of unpaid work.
2011 (July): Convicted of assault (headbutting); given a 12-week suspended sentence.
2013: Convicted of using someone else's passport to enter the United States; sentenced to 10 months in prison.
2014: Convicted of mortgage fraud; sentenced to 18 months in prison.
2017–2019: Multiple contempt of court convictions related to filming and live-streaming outside active court trials; received prison sentences up to 13 months.
2021: Convicted at Westminster Magistrates' Court of stalking a couple; received a 5-year restraining order/ban.
2024: Sentenced to 18 months in prison for contempt of court after breaching a High Court injunction by repeatedly airing false allegations against Jamal Hijazi
2026: Found guilty by a jury at Southwark Crown Court of two counts of harassment causing fear of violence against two Daily Mail journalists
Phil Davison 🇪🇺🕷️ retweeted
I thought it would sound better to say ‘I skipped the budget to avoid a physical altercation’, rather than ‘I’m too lazy to properly reserve my seat and I was frightened of a female Lib Dem MP’. Read the truth in Nigel’s Notebook.
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Phil Davison 🇪🇺🕷️ retweeted
Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
Phil Davison 🇪🇺🕷️ retweeted
Will Nigel Farage ever be honest about anything in his life?
He claims he skipped the Budget to avoid a physical altercation. Now Caroline Voaden says his account of their previous encounter is untrue and she is still waiting for an apology.
His seat card was removed because it was not properly stamped.
Always the victim. Never the explanation.
Phil Davison 🇪🇺🕷️ retweeted
Can someone at @TheAthletic @TheAthleticFC please explain/justify why they are in bed with and promoting the tobacco industry? Tobacco and athleticism don’t go together, it’s a killer product.
Phil Davison 🇪🇺🕷️ retweeted
From the party that supports Brexit and Trump, the biggest drivers of the cost of living crisis. Get back to Dubai.
Phil Davison 🇪🇺🕷️ retweeted
Labour is already fixing out economy.
- 8 consecutive quarters of growth for the time since 2014
- 2nd fastest growing G7 economy in 2025
- Faster growing G7 economy for 2026 so far
- BoE lowering rates
- Recoprd surpluss
- Increased GDP & GDP per capita
Thanks Rachel Reeves.
Phil Davison 🇪🇺🕷️ retweeted
A bunch of ex Tories and millionaires who pretend they care. Money is your motivation that's why you want to take us out of the ECHR and take away workers rights.
