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"He's queuing Valorant again, give him Abyss".
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WE GOT ID’D AT THE PUB LETS GOOOOO
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Passei o dia irritando minha namorada e quando não tava irritando tava dormindo
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"Are you busy" Me: no "INCOMING VIDEO CALL" Me:
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when the person you like to annoy actually gets mad
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amo que o relacionamento com minha namorada é tão saudável que ela inventa brigas na cabeça dela pra ter a chance de discutir comigo
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Cuando ella quiere besarme pero empieza el partido de Karasuno vs Aoba johsai de la segunda temporada
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Hörverstehen Aufgabe 1
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time travel so I can be at the 2003 linkin park texas show
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Went to a @badomenscult concert a few hours ago with wife, they sound so unbelievably good live I WISH I COULD REWIND TIME TO EXPERIENCE IT AGAIN 😭 ALSO lots of flashing lights!!!! you have been warned
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idiot wife
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killed the mosquito that's been feasting on us for the past couple of nights
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400 legs and he uses none of them, lazy piece of shit
ヤスデが本気出すとこうなる
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