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jaya.

@jayacancook

restaurant chef, home baker. french toast reigns. i tweet for the girls who take their bras off & swing em round their heads just like a helicopter.

Joined December 2010
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Ms “ain’t no recipe” is sharing a recipe.
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Sister?
A Pimp Named Thickback 🍑 (@Taurus_Groove) profile pictureA Pimp Named Thickback 🍑
@Taurus_Groove13h
Everyone’s too horny, what is going on?!
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With homeschool, one thing I firmly believe in is… if a nap is needed, a nap is taken. That goes for the student and the teacher. Take that nap!
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I’m at the African American history museum in DC and there are children here on a field trip. They are laughing, running and playing around to the point that they’ve have to make several announcements over the loud speaker. Yes… they are. This has been me the whole time
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A spicy ginger beer will bless me everytime!!!! I like to put em in the freezer and let em get icy 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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I think this is soooo cute
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I would like to know the context of this clip bc Mona is a damn fool 😭😭😭
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@9lenciagaOct 24
When he still sucking while I’m nutting
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A tiny bow tie on a thick neck will piss me off.
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State? STATE?!
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There’s a reason them folks not using their own food on those flyers
REAL HOE HATER (@ykluuriiyah) profile pictureREAL HOE HATER@ykluuriiyahOct 24
this is literally why youn try ai postered shit.
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8. The answer is eight.
BEYONCÈ FINE COUSIN🫶🏽 (@VaJaiJade_) profile pictureBEYONCÈ FINE COUSIN🫶🏽@VaJaiJade_Oct 23
I’m arguing yall... How many 'Nicks' come before Nickelodeon? lol 👀
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Maegz@egghead3amOct 22
This scene alone, made this episode secure a spot in the top 5 best episodes of the whole show🤣🤣😭 #AbbottElementary
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Just because you see me online doesn’t mean text or call me… especially at 2:42am. Are you nuts???????????
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I wouldn’t be here
KAY KAY (@KELLYCRASHOUT) profile pictureKAY KAY
@KELLYCRASHOUTOct 21
Growing up , did you ever cuss out your parents ? ?😳
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Courtney B@Co_BOct 22
My favorite little girl 🫒
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🤣🤣🤣 got that cat BOUND UP
Akua Walters 🇯🇲 🤽‍♂️ (@AkuaWalters) profile pictureAkua Walters 🇯🇲 🤽‍♂️
@AkuaWaltersOct 23
Imagine being reborn as a Jamaican cat and you're still getting manhandled by a elder Jamaican woman who insists on commenting on your grooming or lack thereof... Jamaica is 1 of 1🤣🤣
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This is frying me cus this is really how it be 😭😭
c ♡ (@skinofmyteeths) profile picturec ♡@skinofmyteethsOct 21
i’m at the mall and a woman stopped walking right in front of me so as i passed her i said “first day on earth?” and SHE FOLLOWED ME INTO A STORE TO CONFRONT ME
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Ima tag them everyday until something changes. It’s ridiculous.
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Jordyn Woods-Towns shows off the two rings in one year 🔥🔥
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Dr.Sucia@dr_suciaOct 23
This is such a personal and invasive question omg
Joe’s Missing Pinky Toe (@Phly_By_Nature) profile pictureJoe’s Missing Pinky Toe@Phly_By_NatureOct 22
Oomf posed this question on the gram so lemme ask y’all this…..how many bites do you need to eat a deviled egg?
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Hey stay right there, the authorities are on their way.
A Pimp Named Thickback 🍑 (@Taurus_Groove) profile pictureA Pimp Named Thickback 🍑
@Taurus_GrooveOct 22
I swallow gummy bears whole. I hate chewing them
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