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Jeff Lee

@jefflizotte

Author of THE SPEED OF LIGHT now available on Amazon. Real Estate Broker at Engel & Völkers

 Montréal
amazon.ca/Speed-Light-One-Hell-Ride/dp/B0CMMPC57X
Joined November 2008
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After a while, that Peloton became a very expensive towel rack. #peloton
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When I write a stressful email, I press SEND then flee to the kitchen.
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My friend Thomas drawing the cover of my upcoming book on a iPad while sharing PBRs.
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Sometimes I kick the amazon packages in the lobby if they are not for me.
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The ocean gives, the ocean takes. #OceanGate
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No coffee for 24h and my body starts breaking down at DNA level.
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The map shows what ChatGPT considers the most notable thing about each European country. Mostly it got the stereotypes right I feel. As a foodie rather than a dancer I would've said paella for Spain (maybe Real Madrid or FC Barcelona). Source: buff.ly/3N7FtJ5
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I wanna live wherever they shot Big Little Lies. You know, California but with a trench coat.
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My Instagram feed is now mostly wing suits and guys throwing cards.
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Time to reintroduce yourself to the crows around your house.
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The problem is that I seek to marry the woman equivalent of Adam Sandler.
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In Seinfeld, the all seem to know each other's telephone numbers.
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Losers tend to fall back on trophy wives.
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My vision of hell is having to spend eternity with people who don't listen to the same podcasts. #podcast #hell
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One ring to rule them all. #masonjar
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Finally joined one of those discount gyms.
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Getting dangerously close to the age of Michael Scott.
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Hopefully spring is around the corner, because I still got 200+ of these ⚾️ in the trunk of my car!
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When rich people die in a plane crash, all we find are the AMEX Black.
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Turning all the stones from here to Toronto.
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