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Jesse Lee Keenan

@jessefive

Just me. And some kids. And some fun.

 Philadelphia, PA
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Joined June 2008
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Movie idea: The Princess Switch 4, all three Vanessa Hudgens have triplets who look alike, and all 9 kids trade places with each other in an endlessly confusing plot
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Listening to old christian metal and realizing we had the whole horror thing down back then. Not only did we believe in an actual hell that we'd go to if we didn't say the right magic words, we also believed that there were literal demons wandering the Earth trying to get us 🤯
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Hopeful thought for the day: This younger generation is going to be explaining to their kids the sound of a gas car engine starting the same way we explain the sound of a dial up internet connection to them
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GenZ is going to save the world
Samuel Braslow (@SamBraslow) profile pictureSamuel Braslow@SamBraslow3 May 2021
Replying to @SamBraslow
One of the anti-maskers tries engaging with the high schoolers, asking where the Krusty Krab is. The responses: - “At the bottom of the ocean.” - “Valet parking.” - “Sus.” - “The Krusty Krab is a metaphor for society.”
Thanks to @SupplyNinja and @CameronRitz we now have a new xbox series X. But all my kids want to play on it is some game called Goat Simulator!?
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Gaslighting 101 via @tedcruz . Oh you're mad at something terrible I did? That's your problem, not mine....
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) profile pictureAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC28 Jan 2021
Oh, there’s anger? Now why would there be anger that Cruz amplified known lies about our election that fueled an insurrection that cost ppl’s lives? What does he think the logical response to his lies should be? A hug? Maybe there’s anger bc his actions deserve accountability.
I'm loving the whole #wsb story, and following the reddit, but damn, the ableist slang in that forum. Its really hard to keep trying to ignore r*trd as playful self deprecation... smh
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ABC News
@ABC20 Jan 2021
“We will raise this wounded world into a wondrous one…There is always light, if only we’re brave enough to see it—if only we’re brave enough to be it.” Amanda Gorman makes history as youngest poet in recent history to read at a presidential inauguration: abcn.ws/3bVWOlN
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I was almost feeling patriotic until the pledge. I kinda forgot that even existed 🤮
"We must characterize them as they are: They are a dangerous mob of grievous white people worried that their position in the status hierarchy is threatened by a multiracial coalition of Americans who brought Biden to power and defeated Trump." 53eig.ht/38ruvJz
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So let me get this straight, he's in trouble for the shots that DIDN'T hit anybody? Man, if only there were sleeping black folks in those other apartments to kill, he'd be all clear. Better luck next time Brett..
Has anyone coined the term "aggro-culture" yet? If not I call it!
100% true
toynbee tyler (@ToynbeeTyler) profile picturetoynbee tyler@ToynbeeTyler2 Sep 2018
The thing they don’t tell you about becoming a parent is that you will start to cry during every movie
Tearing up every time I read about this nitter.gq/ShawnHils/status/10052…
Shawn (@ShawnHils) profile pictureShawn@ShawnHils9 Jun 2018
"Anthony Bourdain spoke up for me at a time when people all over the country were making great fun of the column I write. To have a man of his stature rise up and befriend me, it meant a lot to me." buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/…
The Critic Whose Olive Garden Review Went Viral Remembers How Anthony Bourdain Spoke Up For Her

The Critic Whose Olive Garden Review Went Viral Remembers How Anthony Bourdain Spoke Up For Her

"Anthony Bourdain spoke up for me at a time when people all over the country were making great fun of the column I write," said Marilyn Hagerty.

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Rob Lowe
@GetDown_LOWE2 Apr 2018
Adult friendships are hard. Everyone is busy and life happens. I’ve learned you gotta text people when you’re thinking of them. A simple “thinking of you, hope all is well” really goes a long way.
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What's cool is that jacket! nitter.gq/sethw/status/972192695…
Wow. Literally in tears nitter.gq/MichaelSkolnik/status/…
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Rafranz ⁷
@rafranzdavis13 Jan 2018
My nephew @BraedenArt piece that he painted for my hometown’s Martin Luther King Jr. Oratorical Art Contest. He’s at the public library right now showing. He’s 13. No art classes ever, other than YouTube. Read his description too.
Image from Rafranz ⁷ (@rafranzdavis)
Image from Rafranz ⁷ (@rafranzdavis)
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Braeden C@BraedenArt13 Jan 2018
Thankful for the opportunity to honor Dr. Martin Luther King,Jr. I call this piece, ”The Reflection” - Painted with acrylics on a canvas
Image from Braeden C (@BraedenArt)
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