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jonathanforster retweeted
Harvey Barnes offers absolutely nothing in this side. Impact player at best.
jonathanforster retweeted
If you think I am spending my hard earned money on this #NUFC collection after last nights dreadful performance then you are absolutely right.
𝙀𝙭𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚: 𝘼𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙖𝙨 𝙉𝙚𝙬𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙐𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝘼𝙡𝙖𝙣 𝙎𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙧 𝟑𝟎-𝙔𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝘾𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙙
Footy Headlines can exclusively leak an upcoming Adidas Newcastle United retro collection celebrating club legend Alan Shearer. The special capsule marks the 30th anniversary of the legendary striker's arrival at St James' Park in the summer of 1996.
Alan Shearer signed for Newcastle United in July 1996 for a then-world-record £15 million fee from Blackburn Rovers, immediately becoming the focal point of Kevin Keegan's side. Thirty years on, Adidas is paying tribute to the Premier League's all-time top scorer with a nostalgic apparel collection inspired directly by Newcastle's 1996-97 training gear.
The Adidas Newcastle United 26-27 Alan Shearer collection includes casual lifestyle pieces such as a t-shirt, hoodie, and a woven track suit. Anchored in Newcastle's classic black and white palette, the garments recreate the German brand's mid-1990s training aesthetic. Broad white Three Stripes run diagonally from the sleeves down toward the lower body, delivering an authentic archival look.
jonathanforster retweeted
“Agent O’Houlihan, fantastic work. You scored the highest on the Arabic exam, so we’re sending you to Yemen. You’re going in deep undercover as a farmhand. The one thing you absolutely cannot do is become addicted to khat.”
jonathanforster retweeted
¿Y quien dice que sólo los niños sueñan con salir a la cancha con sus ídolos?
El Betis saltó hoy al terreno de juego con los 11 socios más antiguos. Los tipazos no paran de hablar y de sonreír.
El sueño del abuelo🫶
jonathanforster retweeted
A list of lyrics if all lyrics were as profound as "I got soul, but I'm not a soldier"...
1. I got hips, but I’m not a hipster
2. I got plums, but I’m not a plumber
3. I got toes, but I’m not a toaster
4. I got badge, but I’m not a badger
5. I got meow, but I'm not a homeowner
jonathanforster retweeted
Lot of midfield talent on view #TOTNEW some of it very expensive talent. Nico impressed on Toon debut. The best cost nothing, Lewis Miley. Home-grown, Newcastle fan, only 20. Calm and determined, great work-rate out of possession, an eye for a pass. Relished playing v Tonali.
jonathanforster retweeted
The Spurs fitness staff, giving strong vibes of ‘stopped by the police and having to make up fake names in a hurry’.
jonathanforster retweeted
I just blocked my boss on Teams.
HR reached out so I blocked them too.
Why has no one thought of this before?
jonathanforster retweeted
Right, Celtic.
Problem:
You are seemingly indeed of a decent goalkeeper, and an injection of cash after missing out on Champions League football.
Solution:
Buy Nick Pope and literally print money with his shirt sales.
You're welcome. 🍀 – at Omagh, Northern Ireland
jonathanforster retweeted
The lads at Stripe buying every company they can find, splitting the G with the boys at the pub, and building a book publisher because they’re private while public fintech gets blown to smithereens
jonathanforster retweeted
This is called "August" in Europe
At Meta you get to take "re-charge" every five years. It's effectively a 1 month sabbatical. Just took mine (after 6+ years). Best perk ever.
I was trying to think the last time I have gone 1 month without a job and I think it was summer after 6th grade. It's been some 25+ years.
I cannot overstate how good it felt.
Anyways, back to building! Tons of cool stuff in the pipeline.
jonathanforster retweeted
Arsenal are preparing a £50m bid.
Sainsbury's to sell Argos for £120m bbc.in/4wDjuxI
