@joaompfe

Typed functional programming.

 Dublin City, Ireland
Joined August 2022
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Books are like dictatorships. They’re only as good (or bad) as their authors.
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Tourism is a sign of an economy that cannot compete with others. Europe’s economy is getting behind African’s and Asian’s.
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Europe is so broke that it’s full of African and Asian tourists.
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Europe needs tourism taxes that vary accordingly to the tourist origin.
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Europe needs to discriminate more.
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Poland is falling.
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I came out for breakfast. I started smelling something weird. I look, a couple of Indians arrived. Please save us.
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Idiots.
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@D_Tarczynski what are you doing about this? Every time I come to Poland I see more Indians than before.
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They can make gold out of mercury. But can they make bitcoin out of mercury?
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Maybe I’ll buy a Fairphone since their logo says FP.
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I must say that seeing PHP and Node.js systems collapsing is very funny.
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Code is the context.
Leo builds
@LeoBuilds_Oct 21
If you use Codex and Claude on the same codebase, how do you share context between them?
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There’s never been a greater time in history to be a software engineer.
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Another great reason to use Haskell is that it’s not PHP…
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Specially since we have AI now that can migrate your PHP app to a better language and fix and a lot of the slop along the way (because if you program in PHP I’m sure there’s a lot of slop).
Travis Whitaker (hs/acc)
@TravisMWhitakerOct 22
People who use absolute dog shit, worst of the worst, you’d be better off doing any kind of unskilled manual labor tier programming languages are all really upset today. Wonder why…
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People who use absolute dog shit, worst of the worst, you’d be better off doing any kind of unskilled manual labor tier programming languages are all really upset today. Wonder why…
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How on earth did this happen: The Indian certificate authority (CA) eMudhra had one job (well, two): 1. Create secure, 384-bit private keys 2. Store these securely and do not leak them Well, eMudhra chose private keys between 1 and 256 (the numbers!!) and called it a day. WTF
Linus Mixson
@LinusMixsonOct 20
I don't really understand why this would happen. It seems higher-effort than standard key generation.
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After seeing a few videos from France, I just want to say: Heil Hitler.
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In the small, every technique works.
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