Johnathan Dell

Git for Gen-Z

@CityPowerJhb I would like to start an initiative in our ward to report street lights that are out, is there a way for me to mass report faulty street lights. Maybe someone I can get in contact with?

@TAKEALOT whats the point of offering next business day delivery and advertising it as "Get it Tomorrow, 8am - 7pm", and as soon as its paid tell me that it'll be shipped on Saturday and delivered on Monday? When did Friday stop being a business day?

@kalliekriel @ErnstRoets now claim that there is no white genocide or ethnic cleansing of white people happening in South Africa. So why have you not publicly corrected those in the US that are peddling the misinformation? Seems like you want to have your cake and eat it.

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@StandardBankZA I'm missing a good few thousand rand on my available balance, I understand it doesn't account for outstanding authorisations but this balance is even less when I account for the outstanding authorisations. I need some assistance please.

@NetFlorist order flowers for my wife to be delivered today at her job, and it is yet to be picked up from your warehouse, please can you assist.

Here's a wild idea, political hunger games. Each political party volunteers their presidential candidate and the survivor and their party gets to govern for 4 years. Something tells me Mr Steenhuizen and his fellow unfit, well fed political peers wouldn't fare well 🫢

@CAP_INITIATIVE absolute garbage, after being assaulted and threatened with a firearm your patrol rocks up and has a fat laugh with the perpetrators, not even a call back. Absolutely useless. I didn't think it would be possible to say the cops were of more assistance than you.

So @FlySafair your Friday late afternoon flight from Cape Town to Johannesburg is delayed every single Friday, what the hell is going on?

@php_za is looking for speakers, either lightning or long form, open to both local and international speakers, are you the next @philsturgeon or @seldaek, let's chat. #phpsouthafrica #php #lookingforspeakers

Thousands of people are suffering and dying every single day of preventable reasons, but sure let's have 24/7 coverage of billionaires in a tourist submarine getting themselves into stupid situations. Sorrows, sorrows prayers. 🙄

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Stop 👏 Normalising 👏 Dysfunctional 👏 Governments 👏

I have a sinking feeling that Johannesburg is going to face a serious chain of catastrophic sinkholes forming during the looming rain season.

Anybody else have a really bad feeling in their gut that were close to an all out collapse of the national power grid?

You know times are tough when @OfferZen start downsizing their gift bags.

@2Schay @JHBWater @CityofJoburgZA it's been just under 2 months you've left this work incomplete and it finally happened, you'd think water restrictions would warrant burst and leaking pipes and be a priority, now someone for injured as well, dumbfounded. 🤦

@2Schay @CityofJoburgZA @JHBWater intersection of 12th avenue and 11th street in Orange Grove was excavated more than a month ago. Do you actually understand the disaster waiting to happen when it starts raining? Attached picture was taken a month ago, it's bigger now...

The absolute audacity of the US to impose this on sovereign African countries, I'm not one to praise @PresidencyZA on many things, but as members of BRICS I applaud you for fighting this on behalf of Africans across the continent. #VoetsekUSVoetsek congress.gov/bill/117th-cong…