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A walking contradiction with a curious mind.

Joined July 2017
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Marriage will teach you that sometimes the most romantic thing your partner can do is give you uninterrupted sleep.
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Imagine asking someone about dating and getting an international trade report. Khaotic is funny asf 😭😂
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This doesn't apply to a polygamous man who has married more than three wives! The fastest way for a polygamous man to d!e early and not enjoy this type of love is to marry two wives. That's when the real problems begin. 😂 Marry enough and focus on your youngest wife. 😂
A polygamous man can never enjoy this kind of love in his old age. One man, one woman LOVE! 🥰
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She grabbed her, lifted her off the ground, and slammed her down in front of a shocked audience. 😳 This happened during an Animate event in Japan. A woman dressed in black suddenly took control of another woman wearing a white blouse, turning what looked like an ordinary stage appearance into a wrestling spectacle. Phones came out. The audience watched every move. But here’s what makes it interesting. This appears to have been a planned performance, not a real fight. And while the moves may be scripted, the physical impact certainly isn’t fake. Personally, I can appreciate the entertainment and the skill involved. But watching someone hit the ground like that still makes me uncomfortable. One wrong landing can turn a few seconds of entertainment into months of recovery. Would you call this impressive entertainment, or an unnecessary risk just to put on a show?
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Do fine boys actually know that they are fine ???
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Jo retweeted
Wetin you dey go through, no concern who wah bill you. 😂💔😭
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People make time for who they want. Remember that.
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Are soulmates really a thing?
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Nobody will marry you!! You be olodo You're not a wife material You're a Gold digger Blah blah blah Me: 👇
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If you can still smile despite everything life has put you through, thank God for giving you the strength to keep going.
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Jo retweeted
Please shifttttt and let the legends go down down as they want 😫
A woman who loves you won’t expect you to go down on her.
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How many of you enjoy eating roasted coconut? 😌❤️❤️❤️
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What's your biggest prayer for this new week?
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Chelsea Life don spoil kpatakpata 😭😭
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Oga go down down and down and down and down until I say e don do 🙄😂
A woman who loves you won’t expect you to go down on her.
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Who else noticed that the algorithm is better today ?
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I’ve noticed that people sometimes confuse being familiar with being trustworthy. Knowing someone’s birthday, favourite food and childhood stories doesn’t automatically make you safe with them.
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GET ME A EATERRRRRRRRR!!!!
A woman who loves you won’t expect you to go down on her.
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Forget football or going out on dates, this is the sweetest way to enjoy your weekend.
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Two people can work equally hard, yet earn completely different salaries. Here in Belgium, wages can vary a lot depending on your job, experience, sector and working hours. Someone working in retail might earn €1,800 net a month, while someone in IT could take home €3,500 or more. But here’s something I’ve learned from working with people over the years. A higher salary doesn’t always mean a harder job. The cashier dealing with impatient customers all day, the cleaner starting before sunrise, the nurse working through the night… They all deserve respect, regardless of what appears on their payslip. And there’s another side to this. Someone earning €2,000 with affordable housing might live more comfortably than someone earning €4,000 with enormous monthly expenses. For me, a good salary isn’t just about the number. It’s also about having enough to live comfortably and still enjoy life. I’m curious: in your country, what would you consider a good monthly NET salary to live comfortably, not just survive?
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